Tinder

[BluePaul86]

Few words of caution about Tinder. Initially you'll get a few 'likes'. But you can't view them unless you pay for the Premium membership. Once you've paid, you can view your 'likes' and they'll all turn out to be from Thailand or somewhere like that.

Bumble or Hinge are supposedly better if you're just after app based swiping etc.

 

[Yarrgh]

Tbf, a mate of mine, in his 60’s, met a wonderful woman from North America and have been happily married for a few years now…so it must work….

He wasn't a Nigerian Prince was he?

 

[Luke Jay]

Few words of caution about Tinder. Initially you'll get a few 'likes'. But you can't view them unless you pay for the Premium membership. Once you've paid, you can view your 'likes' and they'll all turn out to be from Thailand or somewhere like that.

Bumble or Hinge are supposedly better if you're just after app based swiping etc.

best looking only want validation, have their instagram in their bio knowing men will switch between apps or follow them and third level is shilling OnlyFans.

 

[wainy]

Be sure to use your pronouns, include a pic of you with your nob in a Venus fly trap to show you’re a feminist and include a paragraph about how people with diesel cars are nazis.

 

[Blue Piper]

I acquired a hubby, @Boss_Blue, a side piece, @tommye, and a stalker, @Bryan+, while posting here so you can understand my confusion.

What's a side piece? American for piece on the side?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Have all your profile pictures of just your kids so any potential match has to work out what you look like from their features. Have a filter on with the Ukrainian flag. Consider using the bio ‘dance like no one’s watching’

 

[Davidoff]

Hi

Hi how're you?​

I'm good thx. You?

Yea I'm good thanks​

wuu2?

Nothing much. Was at
a christening yesterday - got
all emosh ?
​

Awww sweet. Will you
tickle the souls of my feet
and stamp on my balls?

Pervert
​

Is that a no?

 

[wainy]

Hi

Hi how're you?​

I'm good thx. You?

Yea I'm good thanks​

wuu2?

Nothing much. Was at
a christening yesterday - got
all emosh ?
​

Awww sweet. Will you
tickle the souls of my feet
and stamp on my balls?

Pervert
​

Is that a no?

Good effort

 

[Davidoff]

Good effort

My tinder experience in a nutshell

 

[wainy]

My tinder experience in a nutshell

Keep trying young Jedi, some fat pig will give in to your demands.

 

[Billy Dean]

Once you’re past 35 Tinder becomes a desolate wasteland. A bit like searching through the reduced basket at the supermarket

 

[Taifi gorm]

Nothing gets a "swipe right" faster than showing off pictures of your framed and signed LFC jerseys hanging above your television.

Keep getting likes from a girl I know on the apps, who in theory ticks all the boxes and the mates think it's mental I've no interest but her last picture is her and her dog in matching red rags. Kopite gobshite.

 

[witchdoc187]

Probably the most demoralising experience of my life. I've never had a problem meeting ladies but being in the middle of nowhere in a foreign country after 13 year relationship has made it difficult. Clearly I'm not very photogenic. Anyway finally I met this woman the other week who could speak a little English. Went for a meal and booked a hotel room. She'll never know where I live or meet my friends. She was surprisingly great company. Pretty sure she doesn't know my name. Anyway I've booked a hotel to meet her in on Monday.

 

[wainy]

Probably the most demoralising experience of my life. I've never had a problem meeting ladies but being in the middle of nowhere in a foreign country after 13 year relationship has made it difficult. Clearly I'm not very photogenic. Anyway finally I met this woman the other week who could speak a little English. Went for a meal and booked a hotel room. She'll never know where I live or meet my friends. She was surprisingly great company. Pretty sure she doesn't know my name. Anyway I've booked a hotel to meet her in on Monday.

Remember, Jonnies are for wimps.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Once you’re past 35 Tinder becomes a desolate wasteland. A bit like searching through the reduced basket at the supermarket

You know, I had some great times during 35-37