Match Thread Everton v Chelsea - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll.

[chippy1722]

‘Kopite Behaviour’ changes every season.
What was known as Kopite Behaviour three years ago is now stuff our fans do, but it’s ok now.

Marches and protests are a no no but 40 people going the bog on 27 mins is fine.

Some of the stuff the Liverpool fans do can be cringey are times but it’s got them where they are.

 

[Curtis]

100% mate. Thats just Evertonians doing their best to try and gain a small advantage that's all, on behalf of the players.

Unfortunately Everton fans have a tendency to carried away and some dope will be waiting outside the titanic wielding a pipe with the intent to hobble a Chelsea player, but with our luck he'd end up going after an injured player like kovacevic and remedying his ailment by realigning the muscles in his leg lol

 

[Baileys perm]

Has it been confirmed they were Everton fans? not read the reports on it. My first thoughts were it was probably RS hoping to wind Chelsea up for today.

So it was Chelsea then ???

 

[Billy Dean]

Kenwright had them stashed fir when we avoided relegation as he was going to put on a show to celebrate our massive 39 points total haul.

Realising we're in serious trouble, he's given Moshiri the lawn mower locker room key where they were stashed and after a couple of G&T's last night in the Liver Building HQ, they decided to let rip and set em all off early.

I've got a video of Bill setting them off, just with his undies on and his tie wrapped around his head screaming "GOOD TIMES YEAH, I'LL SHOW YOU GOOD TIMES!!!"

Imagine that. Avoid relegation this season and then the 20th anniversary of the Magnificent Seventh next season. He must be salivating.

 

[Sharpattack]

Don’t know what to do. I was due to play golf, teeing off at 12, so I’d miss the game. However the weather has intervened and it’s so wet the golf has been cancelled. Means I might have to watch this slo mo execution.

 

[Clarky cat]

Set off the fire Alarm and burn the bus

In this day and age all you’d really have to do to cause panic in the whole Chelsea playing staff is fit a mobile phone jammer on their coach

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Was it the Spurs squad who all came down with food poisoning just before they played West Ham when they were battling relegation?

 

[Leylo]

Have you say I'm seeing a lot of kopite behavior starting to occur....
Planned marches, fireworks outside the oppos hotel...
No matter what happens we mustn't lower ourselves to their level

Supporters are desperate you knobhead

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I feel horrible about this

I can see myself getting very angry today

 

[bigboy]

They should book whoever sorted them fireworks out for bonfire night in the docks this year. F’ing great show that

 

[Curtis]

Richie needs to be clinical today no sitters

 

[Khalekan]

Has it been confirmed they were Everton fans? not read the reports on it. My first thoughts were it was probably RS hoping to wind Chelsea up for today.

Certainly that scenario is not beyond the realms of possibility.

 

[Verbal Kint]

Them fireworks will no doubt have annoyed Chelsea greatly, may give them the extra edge to put one over us.

If we win it will be deemed a great success if we lose it will be blamed m

 

[Curtis]

How do you it wasn't keane and kenny letting off those fireworks?

It's obvious they weren't involved as error prone and bumbling as they are they'd end up tragically maiming themselves

 

[Lob]

My ass is completely gone.