Walham Green Blue
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A hairy Ronnie Barker top right.
ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3
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Walham Green Blue
Player Valuation: £6m
Yeah but we’re not at home for that one. Apparently they are / Anfield South don’t you know.
twoblue
Player Valuation: £35m
You say that but the most team have a star. I mean we don't but we have spent half a billion just to avoid relegation.
Palace now, beats the palace of 15 years ago. Villa beat Villa of 15 years ago ect ect.
This man city and RS team are the peak sides in modern football history with the exception of maybe Barca and Real Madrid. It pains me to say it.
I would say that most of these "super sides" have medical teams supplementing within an inch of illegal. I very much doubt that Everton other sides have to intelligence in the club to do this.
The truest ever spoken in this thread for a long time.
TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
I've no doubt someone probably posted this back in 2019, but it's actually staring us in the face.
https://en.as.com/en/2018/09/26/soccer/1537976814_334015.html
Nothing illegal found eh? Would that have anything to do with Liverpool's ten high-priced lawyers behind a bulletproof door?
Or just the fact that for the mere price of a high-end Championship player, they could pay any "formula analyst" enough dosh to never have to work again, as long as they declare their so-called potion to be legal. Apparently this special gear has been around for nigh 50 years too, so maybe even Paisley's lot were at it?
This is dodgier than the Grey Report into Partygate (or rather the "Grey scrawl on a napkin"). I suggest someone with greater detective skills than I should chase this, just like James "I remember Betamax" Milner still does.... y'know at 40 mph in his 50th game of any given season?
In the words of the author: "What cannot be refuted is that since they've been fuelled with their post-match brew, Liverpool are looking more unstoppable than ever."..... sweet effing Jeebus. Maybe they should have bog roll at Melwood with "fabric of the beautiful game" written on it as well?
VAR officials, scientists, PL accountants, RS partners, and other vested interests Joe Public has never heard of. There need to be some serious audits going down before it's too late. That said, I hope they win the quad and then it ALL comes out. Would be more satisfying in a way.
https://en.as.com/en/2018/09/26/soccer/1537976814_334015.html
Nothing illegal found eh? Would that have anything to do with Liverpool's ten high-priced lawyers behind a bulletproof door?
Or just the fact that for the mere price of a high-end Championship player, they could pay any "formula analyst" enough dosh to never have to work again, as long as they declare their so-called potion to be legal. Apparently this special gear has been around for nigh 50 years too, so maybe even Paisley's lot were at it?
This is dodgier than the Grey Report into Partygate (or rather the "Grey scrawl on a napkin"). I suggest someone with greater detective skills than I should chase this, just like James "I remember Betamax" Milner still does.... y'know at 40 mph in his 50th game of any given season?
In the words of the author: "What cannot be refuted is that since they've been fuelled with their post-match brew, Liverpool are looking more unstoppable than ever."..... sweet effing Jeebus. Maybe they should have bog roll at Melwood with "fabric of the beautiful game" written on it as well?
VAR officials, scientists, PL accountants, RS partners, and other vested interests Joe Public has never heard of. There need to be some serious audits going down before it's too late. That said, I hope they win the quad and then it ALL comes out. Would be more satisfying in a way.
The elixir in question was pioneered by a former German swimmer whose claim to fame was smashing records late in his career while also helping other older swimmers achieve superb times. There have been questions asked about it but like so much of sports nutrition its shrouded in secrecy
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We'll likely never know whats going on but as a team they are achieving physical greatness that defies merely being the result of turmeric and fruit juices.
They're not the only club obviously.
Do Dara Torres' "secrets to success" hold up?
How can Olympian Dara Torres swim faster now, at age 41, than she did 20 years ago? In 2000, she hung up her goggles for about five years, and in 2006...
We'll likely never know whats going on but as a team they are achieving physical greatness that defies merely being the result of turmeric and fruit juices.
They're not the only club obviously.
Noble Savage
Player Valuation: £25m
I never thought that I would be entertained by anything to do with the RS. I didn't think the prayers for Van Dijk could be topped.
This comedian is so much funnier than their official " comedian" Bishop.
Please can we bump this picture till the end of time.
Sport science has improved significantly over the past two decades and with improved nutrition and habits, like I've mentioned previously, players are fitter.
That's a fact. Nevertheless, the issue here is how one or two clubs are significantly above the rest in terms of fitness to the point they see to stay injury free.
Part of it could be their confidence, their conditioning and whatnot, but when you combine magic drinks and abnormal asthma rates it becomes questionable.
I'd love to see their dressing room pre-match and how many are puffing away on their blue or brown inhalers, and whether it's regimented.
The Red [Poor language removed] are the ultimate skid marks on the underpants of English football, Jurgen Fritzl and his isotonic donkey's piss drinkers deserve the lifetime bans they will all inevitably receive.
Shevin Keedy
Player Valuation: £35m
Fair enough, I'm probably misremembering.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
The elixir in question was pioneered by a former German swimmer whose claim to fame was smashing records late in his career while also helping other older swimmers achieve superb times. There have been questions asked about it but like so much of sports nutrition its shrouded in secrecy
Do Dara Torres' "secrets to success" hold up?
How can Olympian Dara Torres swim faster now, at age 41, than she did 20 years ago? In 2000, she hung up her goggles for about five years, and in 2006...
We'll likely never know whats going on but as a team they are achieving physical greatness that defies merely being the result of turmeric and fruit juices.
They're not the only club obviously.
People can choose to go on about sports science or whatever they want to but there’s just no way that athletes in their late 30s are better than they were in their early 20s at sports that require speed strength etc.
They might gain a bit in experience, but when the sport is swimming or cycling then that’s not going to help much is it.
I could understand the likes of Milner playing sweeper or something, or the role that Barry did for us in front of the back 4 (which he was frankly too slow to do by the end and he was far more intelligent than Milner was) but when you see him still tearing round the pitch at the speed he is putting the distances in you do start to wonder. This was a bloke that started at 16 as well. He should be absolutely done by this point, not getting better.
NathDogg
Player Valuation: £50m
nah mate, it’s just jergens special hugs and ginger up the hoop that is firing up boring jimmy Milner at the age of 345 - nowt to do with his asthma or spezial brau!
EverTheOptimist
Player Valuation: £8m
They do say booze is the worst thing for an athlete, no wonder J Cole, Rooney Gascoigne Best, Wilshire, Carroll were done by the time they were in their late 20's.
No surprise to see famously teetotal footballers like Dzeko, Ronaldo, Miller and Zlatan going strong in their mid to late 30s in this modern era.
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TGW89
Player Valuation: £35m
Rush looks like Franck Ribery
Klopp looks like jim royle
Agent Rafael looks like a bad tranny
Kenny looks like he works at gringotts
The average Kopite down south would probably recognise two of those people at the most.
Vermin
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah the one difference though is that the likes of Messi Ronaldo Zlatan, all vegan yoga types their entire careers, bearers of genuine world class talent, have all pretty much been playing the game at a walking pace since they were about 33 after a career in far less physical leagues in better climates.
Milner is still running with Kante and De Bruyne at the age he is now despite a career in the most physical league in the world, not all of it spent with good teams on good pitches, and if anything he’s got better and faster than he was in 2014 when City decided he wasn’t good enough to play at their level. Bit odd that.
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