Tom better get some factor 100 on that pasty ginger skin .
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Tom better get some factor 100 on that pasty ginger skin .
I might not speak for everyone but I got one would love to be on an identikit luxury beach resort right now!
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Didn’t know you were a follower of the latest fashion trends Fred.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Richy with the famalan in Brazil ? 
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
I'm still smarting over the stupidity of Allan. Look at the daft get here queuing up to get on the waltzers (grey tracksuit)!
Its bad enough that the waltzers doesn't have a proper staircase for calf work but when you factor in that he's left his missus and kids in the hotel room to go sniffing around the waltzer totty, well, you just have to question if this is the kind of player we want at Everton.
Its bad enough that the waltzers doesn't have a proper staircase for calf work but when you factor in that he's left his missus and kids in the hotel room to go sniffing around the waltzer totty, well, you just have to question if this is the kind of player we want at Everton.
Runub
Player Valuation: £60m
Look at the state of him!!! How can anyone take this man seriously???? On second thoughts nobody does
Stephenlloyd
Player Valuation: £40m
I wonder why Davies gets bullied in midfield
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Not all do Bruce.
Some go idyllic little Greek fishing villages and fraternise with the local Albanian mafia. lol
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
Starting this thread , You’re a little tinker aren’t you lolA safe space where we can enjoy pictures and stories of our favourite Everton players* on their well earned holibobs
*please no youth players
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
who says we can't have fun in the Everton forum!
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
ha ha. I'm not.
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