Everton Summer transfers 2021

[blu87554]

Maybe Townsend is a good signing for other reasons! He got an email from a prince in Africa who turns out to be a distant cousin, and wants to share a 670 million inheritance, wich Townsend has promised to share with Everton for a few minutes playing in the caraoke cup.

 

[BiggyRat]

On an easyJet to JL

I'm not firing up Flight Radar for that!!!

 

[Bob Latchford]

I'm not firing up Flight Radar for that!!!

Go on

 

[Thomasc]

People crying because every signing isn’t a marquee signing?

how’s Kean worked out?
How’s Rodriguez worked out?
Klasssen Ajax captain
Etc etc

it’s like some are so dozy they can’t remember past yesterday.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I've had enough of our pathetic recruitment.

I want to see everyone involved in recruitment sacked for their utter incompetence over the last 5 or 6 years.

 

[CairnsToffee]

People crying because every signing isn’t a marquee signing?

how’s Kean worked out?
How’s Rodriguez worked out?
Klasssen Ajax captain
Etc etc

it’s like some are so dozy they can’t remember past yesterday.

We will make a profit on Kean, and also Rodriguez on transfer fees, thus assisting FFP

Personally hope we give Kean another go with FSW, therefore don’t need replacement

Klaasen we got 12 million plus add ons for so about a loss of 5 million, per value and years on contract, but I wouldn’t call him a marquee signing.

Siggy in the last year of contract and Iwobi????

 

[blu87554]

Signing a 30 y old winger, with 13 goals in his last 168 appearances, doesnt seem to be a clever deal in any way, not least financially. Better to just burn money in a pit an d post it on interwebs.

 

[orly]

We will make a profit on Kean, and also Rodriguez on transfer fees, thus assisting FFP

Personally hope we give Kean another go with FSW, therefore don’t need replacement

Klaasen we got 12 million plus add ons for so about a loss of 5 million, per value and years on contract, but I wouldn’t call him a marquee signing.

Siggy in the last year of contract and Iwobi????

Buddy @Tofeenut got the scoop about the Townsend medical ahead of you what happened?????

 

[ToffeeTim]

We will make a profit on Kean, and also Rodriguez on transfer fees, thus assisting FFP

Personally hope we give Kean another go with FSW, therefore don’t need replacement

Klaasen we got 12 million plus add ons for so about a loss of 5 million, per value and years on contract, but I wouldn’t call him a marquee signing.

Siggy in the last year of contract and Iwobi????

The fact PSG have only been offering a loan so far suggests that they aren't that sure on him. I'm not sure we will get the £35m+ bid that we will be asking for.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

On an easyJet to JL

*scrambles fighters to intercept*

 

[MisterJ]

When arsenal built a new stadium they went stagnant, my worries are we might go down the same road ,but they were in a better position with players they had and soforth, if we did that trap door lurks with some of the squad we have, hopefully this is not the case ,especially if is mate is involved if you know what I mean.

Stagnant, but finished 4th every season and qualified for the Champions League. If that's stagnant, I'd take it for a few years.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Andy Carroll leaving Newcastle after being told he can find another club.
What's the chances?

Paper thin

 

[deipnosophist]

There have been worse...

yes...but i was talking within living memory: I have a birthday soon...and Crab is the worst Everton player I have ever seen...he is rubbish beyond rubbish

 

[granter79]

Leon Bailey mentioned by the Athletic

 

[deipnosophist]

Townsend isn't anywhere near as bad as Iwobi, but that doesn't make him 'good'. He's one of those players that can look a threat without actually being a threat as he has no end product whatsoever, whereas Iwobi is dog faeces at every aspect of football.

I cannot disagree with either of those distillates : both sound to be perfect for Everton...thank you DOF Brands (yard-dog!)