Mate. He wouldn't even understand a word what anyone was saying at Goodison.My last line?
Search the web for an under the lights Goodison home game, with the sirens then Z Cars, then compare that primeval sound from the crowd to that at Brighton.
Then reverse it if things go bad.
If you get it, you are an Evertonian. If you dont, you are not.
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