What drives you mad about your partner

[Tipp blue]

I give myself a monthly spends allowance, I work away for 4 or 6 days at a time so don’t spend anything whilst at work, however, when I get home she has never been shopping as she “just has a sandwich when you’re not here” so the first thing I do is go out and go a shop, I’ll take her car as “I haven’t had chance to get petrol this week, it’s not on the red yet” so I’ll fill her car up with petrol. This happens 2 or 3 times a month so inevitably towards the end of the month I’ll take an extra bit of spends out the bank.... all hell breaks loose then because I spend too much money lol lol lol

What do you do? I want a job where I can get away for 4 or 6 days at a time.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

When she asks whays happening with your mates.
Next arguement she says ,randomly, shes not interested in what you say about your mates.
When things get back to normal.

"What's Peter doing with himself ?"

 

[JLW]

The drivers door, centre department and other place they find in the car to load up on hair clips, lip gloss, nail files, receipts!! Its like a 'kin wheelie bin with wheels sometimes.

 

[witchdoc187]

Mate been married 42yrs for 40 of those said years I’ve been at least twice a week telling her not to do this, I’ve now given up.

That's the problem mate. You should have told her you like it when she does it

 

[Tipp blue]

I remember hearing a comedian saying.. going holidays with the wife, she'll be constantly telling you that you have to enjoy yourself, the very second you start enjoying yourself she's roaring at you to get off the table and calm the F down.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

That's the problem mate. You should have told her you like it when she does it

That’s the rub I have told her I like it but she’s ignored that too

 

[Tree13]

When my missus goes to grate the block of cheese she pulls it out & grates any side or corner then puts it back so after a few days if use it resembles a large 50p coin.

She has never mown the lawn.

She curbs the bloody alloys so i no longer let her use 'my' cars after i got them fixed up. The alloys on 'her' car are destroyed.

Whenever she picks up my phone she holds it in a way that takes a screenshot.

She's a good girl though. Her list for me would probably be massive.

It appears that you and I are married to the same woman. About 5'2", long dark hair, dietary preferences that would make a type 2 diabetic blush?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Her Breathing

 

[witchdoc187]

Her Breathing

most reasonable answer in this thread

 

[riddick]

She got a meat allergy bit more than 18months ago so she can't have any beef or pork or any of the like. That's fine. But NOW she wants to go vegan. So anything I have to cook I have to do it for 1. Which is fn impossible to do if you don't want a lot of leftovers. "Why can't you support me in this?"

Love her to death but someone choosing to be vegan is mad to me.

 

[Alan Whittle]

“You love that Crystal Palace more than me..”
“ I love Brighton more than you!”

 

[d34noj]

Just popping my head in to check on you all. And I’m horrified by what I find.

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

 

[The_Street_End]

She's genuinely awful doing the dishes. The sort who'd do the frying pan first, then get upset when I mention that the the cups and plates are full of grease.
Other than that, she's alright.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

It appears that you and I are married to the same woman. About 5'2", long dark hair, dietary preferences that would make a type 2 diabetic blush?

I have genuinely spent several minutes mulling over how to reply to this without saying a variation of "thankfully no" & inadvertently insulting your wife. It's the GOT equivalent of a hospital pass you laid for me there!!

 

[Bilko]

Well I'm shocked, no mention of mobile phones. My wife will sit on WhatsApp all night with either her family (stateside ones also ) or workmates ,or be in some website,facebook etc and then want you to rewind the TV programme because she wasn't watching. I would estimate on a weekend 12 hours each day would be used on her phone. An operation would be needed to remove phone from hand.