Good morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx

Good morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx
Good morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx
Good morning, Carlos!
Good morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx
Then the doctor says “where’s the swollen one”
I definitely 100% didn’t see this comingGood morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx
I must admit, I find Carlos a bit of an enigma. Lovely fella, obviously well liked by the majority on the forum, but he does swing from sensitive chap with a moral compass to, um, well, see above.
Good morning sassy I am going to get on top of you so you can suck my penis xx
I feel like there’s a lot of forum lore and mythology that casual posters like myself and all the lurkers are absolutely mystified by.
Obviously inside jokes are only inside jokes because they’re not known to everyone, but at times likes this I wish there was some sort of thread which chronicles all the major events of the forum and the main characters of the narrative to help people get up to speed. Otherwise without the context people like myself just see a guy telling another poster to get ready to suck his penis.
Although maybe even with context, there’s no real explaining that one.
It almost de-sexualised what was quite the propositionDid Carlos use penis to get passed the swear filter or is 'penis' his go to?
100% why would you get on top of someone for a blowie?!Although maybe even with context, there’s no real explaining that one.
Oh, and your idea of a thread detailing characters and lore of the forum is a simultaneously excellent and horrifying idea. No doubt it would be hilarious and illuminating but challenging. You'd need a safe pair of hands to act as scribe and fair, even handed, and sensible moderators.I feel like there’s a lot of forum lore and mythology that casual posters like myself and all the lurkers are absolutely mystified by.
Obviously inside jokes are only inside jokes because they’re not known to everyone, but at times likes this I wish there was some sort of thread which chronicles all the major events of the forum and the main characters of the narrative to help people get up to speed. Otherwise without the context people like myself just see a guy telling another poster to get ready to suck his penis.
Although maybe even with context, there’s no real explaining that one.