Good evening Grand Old Team. It seems the plotters are gathering pace in trying to oust Don Carlo. These Geordie infiltrators seem not to know what patience is, and demand instant success.
When they return to the Old Lady and try to force Mr Ancelotti out of the club, it seems that they have 2 stand out client’s to take the hot seat:
- Senior Marcelo Alberto Bielsa Caldera, a fine character who has the strongest knees known to man. He also likes a good cuppa tea, or coffe (it could be bovril, we simply don’t have the info to make an informed statement)
- Herr Ralph Hasenhüttl, the wannabe Klopp even though he’s not German (mmm what other Austrian tried to be German, a slippery road indeed). Has turned Danny Ings into Mbappe and loves a tracksuit. Bit of a tit, but not as much of a tit as his idol. Less teeth as well
To complete the dream team it has been established that Sir David “I’ve won nothing in my managerial career” Moyes be installed has the man to oversee our transfer fortunes.
So the question needs to be asked, replace Don Carlo and install the dream team; yay or nay
When they return to the Old Lady and try to force Mr Ancelotti out of the club, it seems that they have 2 stand out client’s to take the hot seat:
- Senior Marcelo Alberto Bielsa Caldera, a fine character who has the strongest knees known to man. He also likes a good cuppa tea, or coffe (it could be bovril, we simply don’t have the info to make an informed statement)
- Herr Ralph Hasenhüttl, the wannabe Klopp even though he’s not German (mmm what other Austrian tried to be German, a slippery road indeed). Has turned Danny Ings into Mbappe and loves a tracksuit. Bit of a tit, but not as much of a tit as his idol. Less teeth as well
To complete the dream team it has been established that Sir David “I’ve won nothing in my managerial career” Moyes be installed has the man to oversee our transfer fortunes.
So the question needs to be asked, replace Don Carlo and install the dream team; yay or nay
