Confirmed Signing James Rodriguez

[BlueToff]

What a horrible little weasel that fella is.
Factually incorrect , no sense of relevence.
Condesending little head patter , know your place Everton.
Deffo on my not to read list .

What's factually incorrect in his article? Just a genuine question.

 

[jcaponio]

We're so weird

Damn, beat me by a split second.

 

[sanctioned]

This is both hilarious and such a huge waste of time. I think everyone here needs another hobby

 

[blulouie]

Why do we care what Dr Who has to write about Everton?

True

 

[DaChunk]

Why in a taxi though? Is GOT's flighttracking division sure no new private jets are ready to leave for Columbia?

 

[toffee-boy]

Some kind of scrap is gonna happen between the staff mate

I'm guessing this is a social media frenzy and no one has a clue

 

[LostLegend]

And so it begins...

 

[blulouie]

Looks dark there.

But but but.... he packed his bags and got a silver people carrier to the airport.Honestly.

 

[ProZ]

Cant be right this, it doesn't match up with what Gary was saying.????

Gary... Gaaaaaary

 

[Jim Hopper]

Surely that’s a taxi in Spain because he’s gone back to Spain, I’ve read it on here and Twitter.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Everyone flipping at some journo calling us a stepping stone club for those who failed at elite clubs when that's EXACTLY the kind of player that Brands said we'd be targeting and referenced Lucas Digne as an example of the strategy working (but conveniently left out all the times it's gone tits up). This was on The Athletic website and somebody posted the article on here somewhere before anyone asks...

People need to understand that we're not a top side and haven't been for nigh on 35 years ffs.

 

[LostLegend]

We're so weird

Also, deffo the clubs default pre-interview brief that he's trying to swot up on;

"blah blah...excited to be part of this big project... blah blah... rich history of the club... blah blah... passionate fans... blah blah... stadium... blah blah..."

 

[ProZ]

Surely that’s a taxi in Spain because he’s gone back to Spain, I’ve read it on here and Twitter.

You see that on the windows mate, that's rain.

Yes I went back and looked at the pic.

 

[nsno-chris]

I think he’s reading his flight itinerary in all honesty

 

[ProZ]

You see that on the windows mate, that's rain.

Yes I went back and looked at the pic.

The more embarrassing part is I never mentioned the English writing plastered over the taxi but I did the rain