Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[Yarrgh]

And you most certainly haven’t left your underage wife chained up in a basement, to starve to death and soil herself, whilst bothering a receptionist at the PL for day’s on end.

Even Josef Fritzel had more compassion.

You'll have to take my word for it, but I don't look like Gary Glitter or have a ball bag chin either.

 

[jaycee]

I think its disgraceful calling testicle chin a sex pest,its perfectly natural to film young men and ask people to follow them,it may even give wor Paulie inspiration to do a rap of 2 little boys

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Are they bigger than us yet?

Give me a month to shift this last stone or so...

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

The replies to this lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The replies to this lol

Ashley is playing a blinder here. Now all he needs to do is sell that ASM lad to villa and he will have won the universe. He must be walking round with a permanent hard-on

 

[MikeH72]

Remember when people felt sorry for the Geordies and were saying they’d “suffered enough” under Ashley? Well I hope your eyes are open now.

 

[Yarrgh]

Remember when people felt sorry for the Geordies and were saying they’d “suffered enough” under Ashley? Well I hope your eyes are open now.

I was blind but now I see.

 

[Yarrgh]

The replies to this lol

It was a good goal but those comments?!? Are they spamming everything with this nonsense now?

 

[summerisle]

'Mass Protest' lol

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Just a shame we'll have this nonsense all summer.

Would love someone to pipe them right down.

 

[nsno-chris]

'Mass Protest' lol

the arguments in that thread between the 2 north east meffs is like watching to alcoholics scrap over half a bottle of white lightening

 

[COYBL25]

the arguments in that thread between the 2 north east meffs is like watching to alcoholics scrap over half a bottle of white lightening

It`s like Eight Ace battling it out with Brown Bottle lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

They have unequivocally overtaken Arsenal fans as my favourites for meltdown entertainment. The ArsenalTV boys were great, but this is sustained high octane mass psychosis level madness.

 

[Yarrgh]

Just a shame we'll have this nonsense all summer.

Would love someone to pipe them right down.

Don't worry about it. It'll blow up in their faces soon enough.

 

[PhilM]

They have unequivocally overtaken Arsenal fans as my favourites for meltdown entertainment. The ArsenalTV boys were great, but this is sustained high octane mass psychosis level madness.

At least Arsenal have quite a history of success (recent and historical), so it’s understandable that their fans have high expectations of their club.

Newcastle’s expectations are based on winning the Inter-Toto Cup, having the highest Greggs to fans ratio in the world and their sister not cheating on them.

The mutants should be bloody happy they’re still in the PL and have the donkey Joeliton because it flatters the fat messes.