2019/20 Moise Kean

[Nymzee]

Moise
I'm keeping my £50000 a week. You can swivel if you think I'm taking a pay cut. To counter the argument that us players are getting paid for doing nothing I'm going to invite friends and stripper's to my flat and have a wild party.
Meanwhile you chumps can keep doing yr lockdown while yr being furloughed

He rejected a pay cut?

 

[PhilRegan]

His family live in Italy... let's not make a drama out of a crisis.

You know this how? No mate the dramas have stopped filming buddy this is real life

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

I'm out working every day going in and out of peoples houses.
A few strippers would be a welcome relief

Imagine that.

'Hello come in, do you want a drink?'
Now I know we have to keep our social distance, but our Chantelle is missing her evening job and wondered if you would like a demonstration?'

Every cloud.

 

[firefighterblue]

He rejected a pay cut?

They have all been asked.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Hearing he was wearing full PPE so stand down.

He paid them to bring him a subway, then they fell through the door and had sex with him by accident. The monsters.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Expect there'll be a load of drama and calls for sacking etc all over social as people have absolutely nothing else to do with their lives at the moment.


Slapped wrist, fine, apologise.

Yeah

I'd be shocked if we sacked him

 

[coollino]

He paid them to bring him a subway, then they fell through the door and had sex with him by accident. The monsters.

Glory hole, the safest way right now.

 

[tommye]

Imagine that.

'Hello come in, do want a drink?'
Now I know we have to keep our social distance, but our Chantelle is missing her evening job and wondered if you would like a demonstration?'

Every cloud.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Glory hole, the safest way right now.

Deliveroo works different for the rich and famous

 

[Connor]

If asked, youse all had gone though, wouldn't you

 

[coollino]

Deliveroo works different for the rich and famous

Really glad we had this chat.

 

[blue to the bone]

His stock wont be very high regardless of his actions, I expect the minimum that he is moved on pronto.

But not sacked with his contract ripped up eh

 

[coollino]

If asked, youse all had gone though, wouldn't you

Sadly it clashed with another high profile footballers party.

 

[tommye]

Yeah

I'd be shocked if we sacked him

Doubt we will.
Slap, grovel, naughty boy, humble grovelling apology, donation to NHS, end of story.

 

[blue to the bone]

Yeah

I'd be shocked if we sacked him

There is no chance of it