ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[Dan Tanner]

I see Salah is getting a wax works in Madam Tussauds. No dummy him.
You'll never melt alone.

Bloody hell, another company to realise that all you have to do to make loads of dough is stick something red with that dead pigeon on it and that cult will be all over it like Gremlins at a midnight feast pool party. The queues will be down the road as the gormless gimps wait to get a picture humping the young Peter Sutcliffe's leg. Not to be outdone Alton Towers will have a Liverpoo Experiance soon, a big stand with loads of stinky tramps covered in tat wandering aimlessly around swirling scarves and lobbing cans at the coachs pulling into the car park, they can drag David Fairclough out of that shed he lives in a the top of Stanley park like a latter day Catweazle so he can bore them about St. Etinne, whilst Phil 'Fagan' Neal dips their pockets. And for the little ones, there's nowt better than an hour or two in 'Lawros Super Funtime Playhouse'

 

[LEONARD]

The RS fans in the away end today.

 

[Dharma]

I see Salah is getting a wax works in Madam Tussauds. No dummy him.
You'll never melt alone.

They've had to take it off display as it kept falling over.

 

[Yarrgh]

Bloody hell, another company to realise that all you have to do to make loads of dough is stick something red with that dead pigeon on it and that cult will be all over it like Gremlins at a midnight feast pool party. The queues will be down the road as the gormless gimps wait to get a picture humping the young Peter Sutcliffe's leg. Not to be outdone Alton Towers will have a Liverpoo Experiance soon, a big stand with loads of stinky tramps covered in tat wandering aimlessly around swirling scarves and lobbing cans at the coachs pulling into the car park, they can drag David Fairclough out of that shed he lives in a the top of Stanley park like a latter day Catweazle so he can bore them about St. Etinne, whilst Phil 'Fagan' Neal dips their pockets. And for the little ones, there's nowt better than an hour or two in 'Lawros Super Funtime Playhouse'

You had the muse with you when you wrote that!

 

[blueconverse]

Posting the corner gif on Barcas post about Kobe. They really are scum

 

[cronullasharks]

Bloody hell, another company to realise that all you have to do to make loads of dough is stick something red with that dead pigeon on it and that cult will be all over it like Gremlins at a midnight feast pool party. The queues will be down the road as the gormless gimps wait to get a picture humping the young Peter Sutcliffe's leg. Not to be outdone Alton Towers will have a Liverpoo Experiance soon, a big stand with loads of stinky tramps covered in tat wandering aimlessly around swirling scarves and lobbing cans at the coachs pulling into the car park, they can drag David Fairclough out of that shed he lives in a the top of Stanley park like a latter day Catweazle so he can bore them about St. Etinne, whilst Phil 'Fagan' Neal dips their pockets. And for the little ones, there's nowt better than an hour or two in 'Lawros Super Funtime Playhouse'

lollollol

 

[Dan Tanner]

Grief junkies are in full tearjerker mode tonight, no doubt they'll have have his likeness knocked onto a YAWN themed banner for the next home game, held up by some plum in a full kit and bobble hat trying to get his fat speccied grid on the telly ... Classy

 

[GwladysPhil]

Samantha Quek, everything I hate about them, she's capitalising on their wierd fan base.

Hockey player some how being a vomit of opinions and pundit for them.

 

[blueconverse]

Samantha Quek, everything I hate about them, she's capitalising on their wierd fan base.

Hockey player some how being a vomit of opinions and pundit for them.

From the Wirral and arguing with a tranmere fan. Mind boggles

 

[GwladysPhil]

From the Wirral and arguing with a tranmere fan. Mind boggles

You've got a former massively experienced premier league player in savage saying why it's so benficial then she's chatting absolute wham and belittling a fan of a lower league team she lives minutes from.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany.

Is not how doping works.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I love seeing all these new blues laughing off the PED claims. I agree, it's just a South American tea as prepared by a German sports science who is at the cutting edge of her field.

As our rs brethren say, "nothing to see here!"

I have quite literally written a book about doping in sports. If Liverpool are at it there need to be a number of things at play... Firstly, nobody who knows about this conspiracy would have to ever break ranks on what would be the biggest scandal in British sporting history. Not one disgruntled former employee, player who moved on, shady lab tech...

Secondly, if Liverpool are at it, every Premier League club, or at least those at the top of the tree financially, are at it. Nothing stays secret in elite sport for long and Premier League footballers are actually pretty rigourously testsed, more than any other population of athletes in Britain. I'm sick of banging the drum on the bio passport but it basically rules out the possibility of the "miracle drug nobody else has" because it detects variations int the ratio of different chemicals and hormones in your blood. Unless they are doping in a way which leaves the blood chemistry completely unaltered, or in such miniscule quantities that they aren't tripping the tests then I don't see how they can be.

I do not discount the odd player around the league free-lancing with some dodgy sports scientist, but I do not buy into the idea that any team is running a team-wide doping programme.

My theory? Klopp is going to burn through players who just can't keep that pace up year in year out. They are disposable.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

It was confirmed that the big absence he had the other year was for testing positive for MDMA

That's young athlete

I do not think it is steroids footballers are to stupid to take them in private and not spill, I think it is hCG. Which can not be detected by fifa tests, and every Everton player should be taking,

Human Growth Hormone? Terry Newton got popped for that about 10 years ago. It's really easy to test for.

 

[Yarrgh]

As Radio

I have quite literally written a book about doping in sports. If Liverpool are at it there need to be a number of things at play... Firstly, nobody who knows about this conspiracy would have to ever break ranks on what would be the biggest scandal in British sporting history. Not one disgruntled former employee, player who moved on, shady lab tech...

Secondly, if Liverpool are at it, every Premier League club, or at least those at the top of the tree financially, are at it. Nothing stays secret in elite sport for long and Premier League footballers are actually pretty rigourously testsed, more than any other population of athletes in Britain. I'm sick of banging the drum on the bio passport but it basically rules out the possibility of the "miracle drug nobody else has" because it detects variations int the ratio of different chemicals and hormones in your blood. Unless they are doping in a way which leaves the blood chemistry completely unaltered, or in such miniscule quantities that they aren't tripping the tests then I don't see how they can be.

I do not discount the odd player around the league free-lancing with some dodgy sports scientist, but I do not buy into the idea that any team is running a team-wide doping programme.

My theory? Klopp is going to burn through players who just can't keep that pace up year in year out. They are disposable.

I have been waiting for their 'crash' for a while now. I however will continue to raise my suspicious eyebrow at their seemingly supernatural fitness levels and ageing players like Milner improving when others would drop off a cliff edge.

Or maybe comparing anyone to Siggurdson and Schneiderlin would make the others look like Linford Christie or Ben Johnson.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

As Radio

I have been waiting for their 'crash' for a while now. I however will continue to raise my suspicious eyebrow at their seemingly supernatural fitness levels and ageing players like Milner improving when others would drop off a cliff edge.

Or maybe comparing anyone to Siggurdson and Schneiderlin would make the others look like Linford Christie or Ben Johnson.

I have no doubt that they push it to the limit, but I also have no doubt that any competent medical and conditioning team will be doing the same. Chelsea got reported to WADA about ten years ago for extracting blood from their players, spinning it to seperate the white and red cells then reinjecting the white cells into the site of injuries to speed recovery. It was technically legal on the grounds that the rule stated reintroducing blood to "aid performance" is illegal. The rule was tightened after that.