Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Tim's tourettes]

Please sir don't ban me I'm just here for the high quality banter and the comparison of wang sizes on bernard

Can I just clarify, are you saying that Bernard has more than 1 Wang? Or, is Wang Sizes a potential option for striker from the Chinese league?

 

[Brisan123]

What?? There's no blue smarties anymore?

There is
They just do a different job now

 

[Brisan123]

You haven’t been following Everton for a long time?

They’ve probably got a meeting booked in a fortnight to brainstorm replacements.

Meeting cancelled to Aug 9 to allow for meeting to find Roms replacement to go ahead as scheduled

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Players were signed before stats.

Good scouts wouldnt just use stats.

They have a use, but they shouldn't be the only thing, which is what some people are doing.......


Anyway, I guess my prediction of an exciting day has crashed and burnt.

Nothing new, no sagas resolved, utterly NADA. Wonder how long Brands has left on his holiday.

He's scheduled back in his office at FF on Wednesday 7th August at around 11.45pm. Will get himself a strong cup of coffee and have a good ****. Rolling himself a big fat Dutchie after that and start up computers, fax machines etc...etc... Will check the internet connections and telephone lines after that.

After that he'll sit back in his chair and have a little nap. Afther that nap it's time for a good english breakfast. Will be around 8am on Thursday 8th August now. Marcel goes to the bog again and after that sits down in his chair and say to himself, 'now let's get this one done and dusted, it's play time'.

9 hours later, Zouma, Kean, Malcom, a right back and a Gueye replacement will all have been unveiled on the OS, wearing an Everton shirt and holding a scarf up at Goodison. At 5.01pm, Marcel will shut down the office and say, 'Bit of a boring day, I'll be off golfing'.

 

[coollino]

Bid submitted

 

[CRIMHEAD]

The manager has openly said that Delph is not a replacement for Gana and if Gana is sold WE WILL be buying a DIRECT replacement

Pretty directly.

It's all just so silly. The fact that anyone thought this guy was a Gana replacement was ridiculous to begin with. Yet still, folks believed it.

I do think it's all symptomatic of everyone just assuming things under Brands will be the same as things under everyone else before him. Which I get it, the team and board has let us down, but come on. He's a different guy, different owner, etc.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

Bid submitted

For Welbeck?

 

[AmericasToffee]

Bid submitted

For Neymar. I knew it.

 

[Brisan123]

Pace in the middle of the park is overrated, Neves and Moutinho arent fast, the midfield is won in the head.

Johnny Giles and Billy Bremner like this

 

[blue61]

Bid submitted

ebay?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Bid submitted

Cash in the attic?

 

[Brisan123]

Didn’t know where his dog was for a while though, did he!?

DID he get his dog back
SERIOUS QUESTION

 

[big nev lookalike]

With Lookman going,who are we going to sign first?

 

[coollino]

ebay?

Yep, a painting of the late, great Diana (princess of Wales).

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Steve Walsh identified Kante off the back of him having very good stats in the french league to be fair

Did he balls, he closed his eyes and stuck a pin in the french panini album.