Summer Transfer Window 2019

[davek]

Embrace the madness Dave, we aren't signing Bolasie Mk II but instead Kaka Mk II.

Cack Ahh! knowing this club.

 

[Tubey]

I didn't want Zaha last year and I really don't want him now. He wants a move to a Champs League club, not Everton - let him get on with it.

He's ridiculously overrated.

 

[davek]

I have never seen this Brazilian but I guarantee you right now , I would rather spend 40m on him than sign Zaha . At least there is a chance we might be getting a decent player than a guarantee of signing a crap one

Question: Have you seen Zaha play...EVER?

 

[Nymzee]

Question: Have you seen Zaha play...EVER?

Have you?

 

[davek]

Zaha ain’t joining mate.

He would if we were persuasive.

7/2 to sign him.

 

[larrygobfiend]

He would if we were persuasive.

7/2 to sign him.

This is not a good look, Dave.

 

[davek]

Have you?

Many times. He is a class player. He carries a lot of threat:

177 PL games
32 goals
34 assists

...but you think we dont need a player like that.....

 

[davek]

This is not a good look, Dave.

Which one?

 

[Thomasc]

Zaha? WTF!

1 highlight a month on MOTD until he decides he’s interested in the relegation fight and turns in a decent performance against Huddersfield.

No thanks.

 

[Nymzee]

Many times. He is a class player. He carries a lot of threat:

177 PL games
32 goals
34 assists

...but you think we dont need a player like that.....

He doesn't even play well against us and everyone plays well against us. He's bang overrated and bang overvalued.

You officially have lost any last shred of football knowledge you once may have had.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

This probably doesn't mean anything but Reinier Jesus follows Everton on instagram

Probably thought he was following the Brazil player.

 

[bol-uk]

It’s not even worth thinking about, because it isn’t going to happen.

But if it did, tears or joy?

 

[GwladysBlue]

But if it did, tears or joy?

Why would I be upset at Everton signing promising players?

 

[davek]

He doesn't even play well against us and everyone plays well against us. He's bang overrated and bang overvalued.

You officially have lost any last shred of football knowledge you once may have had.

If you cant see what Zaha would do for this team ther's no help for you.

Imagine having Zaha rather than that useless tit Walcott.

 

[Thomasc]

Many times. He is a class player. He carries a lot of threat:

177 PL games
32 goals
34 assists

...but you think we dont need a player like that.....

Good old Wikipedia eh!

So in laymen’s terms,

1 goal in every 5.5 games

1 assist in every 5.2 games

He sounds just the answer!