Summer Transfer Window 2019

[MikeH72]

Do you all think we are in the running for any UK players this window or is it all euro and S. American? just interested not xenophobic.

wtf

 

[Bungle]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

 

[Bluebonic]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

Genuinely made me laugh out loud, not LOL, but proper laugh out loud, the pre-texting version, snot from one nostril, all workmates looking at me shaking their heads

 

[Brisan123]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

Smash them as in a fight or smash them in your usual sense of the word ,as in "smash their back doors in ~"

 

[LostLegend]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

Define your use of the word ‘smash’

Given the boxing and your deviancy, I’m really not sure if by saying you could “smash the life” out of those 2, you’re saying you could take them in a fight or up the back passage...

 

[LostLegend]

Smash them as in a fight or smash them in your usual sense of the word ,as in "smash their back doors in ~"

Snap!

 

[Brisan123]

Snap!

Great minds think alike as do perverts minds.

 

[Connor]

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

Mmmmm food

 

[COYBL25]

This thread used to be about straighteners and who was quick or fast. What happened to ruin the magic?

It`s really easy to kick it all off again.

Just laugh at one of @ForeverBlue92 posts.

 

[Bungle]

I've tweaked it for you mate

 

[Brisan123]

@Bungle
Lads here waiting with baited breath for you to clarify the meaning of the word smash in the quote below.

Hello lads, so the diet has temporarily slipped and I had a couple of double cheeseburgers for lunch and then tucked into some oreo bites, also polished off 3 packets of mini cheddars and a large chocolate milkshake, could we get some plausible transfer news before I go into a diabetic coma please.

I still reckon I could smash the life out of @Nymzee and @Zatara even in a coma

 

[Bungle]

Smash them as in a fight or smash them in your usual sense of the word ,as in "smash their back doors in ~"

Define your use of the word ‘smash’

Given the boxing and your deviancy, I’m really not sure if by saying you could “smash the life” out of those 2, you’re saying you could take them in a fight or up the back passage...

Apologies lads I should have been clearer, they are both getting the beating of their lives.

 

[Bungle]

Mmmmm food

I feel so rough now, so much so that I've started eyeing up the shop near work that sell chocolate pancakes and ice cream.

 

[Zatara]

Supposedly Besiktas asking for BOTH Vlasic and Lookman on loan

 

[TheCount]

In my life we never had any Brazilians , it’s is now time to have all the Brazilians , and I welcome it

Are you still alive?