T'was the night before the derby an all round the house,
Evertonians had tickets because we are scouse.
The redshite had beer mats to watch from the pub, to sing in Norwegian about their [Poor language removed] club.
They sing about 5 times and boast of their fame, which is very amusing as they don't go the game.
We Blues are a class act, a whole breed apart, you gobshites are vermin and smell like a fart.
Your songs are old hat, tired and worn. You are manufactured unlike Blues who are born.
You have so much history, that much is true. But never forget, your history is BLUE.
Happy derby day