Given our season to date, we could well sneak this one.
Then come the derby match, normal service will be resumed, a 4-0 thrashing, at least 1 penalty (Milner), and the last goal scored by some outcast, usually Sturridge, as a sub in the 94th minute.
Prior to this ,one of our back 4 will have been given the obligatory.
At the final whistle Klopp will race to the mutants at the corner of the Bullen's road, as they sing 'Champions'.
We all trudge home, bewitched, bothered, and truly bewildered,
But not to worry, the club will issue a 'significant' statement about the new stadium the following day.