Confirmed Signing Bernard

[kev]

How long before he's booed?

about 1.64 metres (that's about 5' 33/4" in old money)

 

[Kure]

I've heard it's a £15m signing on fee, £150k per week. A house. And a goat sacrificed to the gods in his name every month

Goats are way too classy for Everton, more like a Jack Russel and a pair of Kenwrights underwear thrown into the sacrificial rights. Another rumor circulating is that the very first sacrifice will be Jack Rodwell.

 

[billyblue80]

We've got a gem and his name is Bernardddddddd

 

[tadao]

I've heard it's a £15m signing on fee, £150k per week. A house. And a goat sacrificed to the gods in his name every month

Don't think anyone can bleat about this deal.

 

[canuckblue]

Don't think anyone can bleat about this deal.

I know of one Goat who might....

 

[Connor]

I know of one Goat who might....

I hope he's the one being sacrificed.

 

[ianbearnson]

welcome 'Nard Dog

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just watching sky news showing Bernards arrival at Manchester and noticed Myers lurking in the background........it is Myers isn't it?View attachment 48701

Looks like Derek Acorah mate

 

[canuckblue]

I hope he's the one being sacrificed.

You'll need a bloody big fire, then.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I assume he's staying on Kenwright's fold-out sofa this evening? Maybe in the mother-in-law apartment?

 

[MikeH72]

Mad that this actually happened.

 

[jinkyali]

Thanks. But does that mean that player and agents fees are seperate items? Can you see the purported £10M signing on fee servicing both?

They will be seperate I would think; i think 10m could easily cover both. Remember signing on fees are only paid over contract, not all up front,

 

[TyphooToffee]

I think people are confused because the net worth of Bernard Matthews is £40m.

I'm not even joking, it actually is.

More like Bernard Stanley Mathews though

 

[Aqui1a]

Has this been confirmed anywhere yet?

 

[toffeejack]

Ffs, I've spent 9 hours to get home from Greece and this still hasn't been done