2017/18 Yannick Bolasie

[DanEFC92]

Tbf neither counted as an actual assist though I don't think.

DCL got the stoke assist for certain - not sure whether you're given assists for OG's or not.

Further proof that stats are often poo

Pogba has a hat full of assists just from laying off the ball from about 6 yards away, and the goal scorer has gone on a mad run or hit it from 30 yards. It’s the maddest of tings.

 

[Eggs]

..just seen Willian control the ball near the edge of his area, turn his marker and break with pace to the half-way line before slipping a perfect through ball for Morata to score. That’s the running power we lack, that’s the quality Bolasie lacks.

 

[BlueToff]

When he simplifies his game (i.e. gets the ball, runs really quick, crosses it) then he's a handful.

When he gets bogged down with doing tricks, he's gash.

 

[Niapper]

The thing is, he doesn't bother putting his head up to be aware of where his team are. He only knows how to dribble along the flank to cross

 

[d34noj]

Completely over the top, and further proves how agenda driven some people on this forum are. Borders on discrimination.

I readily admit that the guy has limitations and we need better than him if we ever want to kick on into the top 6 on the regular... but come on... really??

What am I wrong about?

• Cumbersome
• Awkward
• Tactically inept
• Defensively lazy
• Can't head a ball
• Can't pass a ball
• Can't shoot
• Doesn't pick his head up when he crosses a ball.

Please delete where appropriate.



Oh, and BORDERS ON DISCRIMINATION??

 

[COYBL25]

What am I wrong about?

• Cumbersome
• Awkward
• Tactically inept
• Defensively lazy
• Can't head a ball
• Can't pass a ball
• Can't shoot
• Doesn't pick his head up when he crosses a ball.

Please delete where appropriate.



Oh, and BORDERS ON DISCRIMINATION??

He does run around a bit though

 

[d34noj]

He does run around a bit though

I give him that.

And he raps. And does dem peng stepovers fam blud.

 

[orly]

What am I wrong about?

• Cumbersome
• Awkward
• Tactically inept
• Defensively lazy
• Can't head a ball
• Can't pass a ball
• Can't shoot
• Doesn't pick his head up when he crosses a ball.

Please delete where appropriate.



Oh, and BORDERS ON DISCRIMINATION??

Hahahha

 

[dead_soft]

I give him that.

And he raps. And does dem peng stepovers fam blud.

Called lazy, inept and jokes about inner city dialect. What a combo

 

[CRIMHEAD]

You can all say whatever you want, but we've not seen him in form in some time. He was good in the second half when he wasn't doubled every time he got it. He was crap in the first half though, but there was an inch of snow on his side of the pitch and the wind made it tough to connect a cross. Team still fear him, though. On his day he's unplayable.

Would like him to be better, but it's not like Walcott was great, either.

 

[JL94]

Love the guy, but he's not the quality we need, loads of options out there in his position too. Definitely a position we need to improve in

 

[Boss_Rarkley]

If someone offered £15 million for each of Bolasie and Schnerderlin I would take the 30 mil and get shot of the pair.

 

[bring the ghost on]

Love the guy

You’re part of a very exclusive club, based on the posts in this thread.

 

[JL94]

You’re part of a very exclusive club, based on the posts in this thread.

I love him on social media...not a big fan of that stuff he does on a match day

 

[bring the ghost on]

I love him on social media...not a big fan of that stuff he does on a match day

Even his dodgy rap?