Homepage Update: Everton Sign Theo Walcott

[artetas_biggest_fan]

9 goals per season isn't bad for a winger, especially compared to what weve had in the past.

It's not bad, but he played for Arsenal, a very attacking team who created chances for fun. Also many of his goals were scored as a striker. Look at that service.

 

[Petit]

for the people saying to play lookman,
why dont we play lookman AND walcott hows that for pace

Does Lookman really have pace though? More like quick feet.

 

[orly]

It's not bad, but he played for Arsenal, a very attacking team who created chances for fun. Also many of his goals were scored as a striker. Look at that service.

You're wasting your time mate, the memers have already got themselves all in a lather over it.

He'll surely get the same level of service from Bolasie (not sure how Glyfi, Walcott and Bolasie all start together unless Sig is now permanently behind the striker) , Davies, Gueye and Lennon

We need a new centre back, left back and dominant midfielder. We've bought (another) inconsistent winger / sporadic goalscorer.

 

[EpicSaxGuy]

Welcome to Everton Theo, now e̶x̶p̶e̶c̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ demanding a win vs WBA. COYB!

 

[ADT]

Does Lookman really have pace though? More like quick feet.

compared to most of our team, he is faster

 

[blue_order]

 

[thorney33]

Theo has rocked for a long, long time. Now it’s time for him to right the course.

 

[Goat]

compared to most of our team, he is faster

Lookman will be loaned out, currently hes barely even a footballer, people need to stop asking for him to play, hes utterly rubbish at the moment.

 

[MikeH72]

You're wasting your time mate, the memers have already got themselves all in a lather over it.

He'll surely get the same level of service from Bolasie (not sure how Glyfi, Walcott and Bolasie all start together unless Sig is now permanently behind the striker) , Davies, Gueye and Lennon

We need a new centre back, left back and dominant midfielder. We've bought (another) inconsistent winger / sporadic goalscorer.

what an angry man you are.

 

[Woolly Blue]

He passes the fit missus test

So, welcome to Everton Theo

 

[Goat]

what an angry man you are.

Everton breaks people, theres only so many times people can watch Martina at LB before they break.

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Boo urns

 

[Tubey]

Welcome Theo.

You're going to make a lot of people look very stupid on here soon I reckon. Vaulting heaven.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Does Fat Sam spending nearly £50m mean he’s here next season?

 

[Bilbo]

Good deal.