Transfer Rumour Theo Walcott

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Yes but not in the premier league, Walcott has and is proven.

Got you there @iijysmith

Your turn.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Walcott, don't you know that it's insane?
Don't you want to get out of London, out of Arsenal tonight?
Walcott, Mersey...side is that way
Don't you know that your life could be shut...
shut of Arsene Wenger tonight?

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
Don't you want to get out of Arsenal, out of that place tonight?
Walcott, Emirates is a sh1t show,
Highbury is a ghetto, get away from there tonight

Mosh's claw is sharp as knives
Big Sam feasts on gravy pies
The Holy Royal Blue Empire roots for you
.
Walcott, all the way up to Walton,
All the way up to Goodison, up to Goodison Park
Walcott, fck the women from Kirkdale
Finger the birds out in Belle Vale
Heed my words and take flight
Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
Don't you want to get out of Arsenal, out of the gooners tonight?
Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gotten out of your brain,
and joined Sams sloggers tonight!

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gone and misplaced your brain,
and joined Everton tonight!!

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gone and misplaced your brain,
and joined Everton tonight!!!

 

[Brisan123]

So we're gonna win the league?

I’d be happy to stay in it if I’m honest

 

[trueblue10]

He won’t score 19 goals here, half that and we are doing well.

19 goals in our remaining 18 games would be some going. I'd take half for the remaining games too.

 

[Brisan123]

Not that I want to poop on your parade but....Sandro scores 17 last season and Klaassen got 18.

Stats innit.

In all fairness they played a few games of football last season

 

[Brisan123]

Just don’t get it,
Hope the lad does well and he’s a lot better than what we’ve got,but unless there’s a fundamental change in formation,tactics and personnel,he’s not going to get a kick.

Walcott right wing
Bolassie left wing
Tosun CF
Siggy no 10
Or
Bolassie right wing
Siggy left wing
Tosun AND Walcott CF
I’d bet on the first option if I was a betting man

 

[trueblue10]

No news tonight? Probably saw what a shambles we are behind the scenes and backed out.

Either that or he's been looking on GOT and thought, sod that, i havent even signed and im been slagged off.

 

[marnie]

In all fairness they played a few games of football last season

In all fairness we have hardly played any games of football this season without them.

 

[Brisan123]

That’s a tad unfair mate, to suggest he has underlying physical issue, not a fan of that approach.

I think 20 million represents excellent value, a winger capable of double figures in goals and assists, if he is here four years excellent investment, five million a year represents value in this market. He’s 28 not 33. In terms of younger prospects we have a succession Lookman, England brightest player in that position and Henry one of Europes, what we need is someone who can hit the ground running be effective in the short to middle term and support their easy pathway to the senior team.

In term of the organization we have invested 45 million in this window, we are certainly being bank rolled and supported.

Doesn’t suit the agenda

 

[tsubaki]

Not that I want to poop on your parade but....Sandro scores 17 last season and Klaassen got 18.

Stats innit.

it was the 17th, 18th and 19th Legions who were lost in the Varian disaster in AD 9 as well

o tempora o mores

 

[Brisan123]

There’s a formation? Tactics?

Yes but they are top secret and won’t be revealed till the last game of the season when we need to win 19 -0 to stay up

 

[Azza]

How many dodgy knees has he got then?

 

[ToffeeDevil]

Walcott right wing
Bolassie left wing
Tosun CF
Siggy no 10
Or
Bolassie right wing
Siggy left wing
Tosun AND Walcott CF
I’d bet on the first option if I was a betting man

where rooney at, you know damn well he's gonna get slotted in, whether we like it or not

 

[maccavennie]

How many dodgy knees has he got then?

3

 

[Brisan123]

I really think he will do well for us. Most teams defend deep against arsenal, so its harder to utilise his pace as the defensive line doesn't allow for much room. At least when teams play us they push higher up the pitch, that may open allow for some speed optimisation.

Does you last sentence mean we will get a chance to use a fast fecker now and then