It reads as an obvious piss take. If it was only on Twitter it'd be getting laughed at and rightly so.Rumours of Allardyce/Dyche....... "Stinks of Kenwright, no ambition, nothing will be the same"
Rumours of Simeone......."Moshiri is having a laugh, it's embarrasing, we're a joke"
DIEGOOOOO OOOOHHHHOOOO
DIEGOOOOO OOOOHHHHOOOO
HE CAME HERE FROM MADRID
TO EARN 6 MILLION QUID
I don't watch fake sports (Everton excluded), but I'm up for a bit of a throw down between our two leading contenders. Fat Sam by a TKO in the fourth I reckon.I want us to announce Fat Sam only for Simeone to interupt his press conference WWE style, swanton bomb Allardyce on the table and then he reveals he is, in fact, the new Everton manager.
I am actually more embarrassed at this delusional thinking and press than the depressing reality of an Allardyce or Dyche.
I swear we just got publicly jibbed off by the bleedin Wolves manager not a week ago.
Absolute madness.
Which is why most people are expecting / hoping for, a signing somewhere in betweenRumours of Allardyce/Dyche....... "Stinks of Kenwright, no ambition, nothing will be the same"
Rumours of Simeone......."Moshiri is having a laugh, it's embarrasing, we're a joke"
Which is why Evertonians these days generally get what they deserve.Which is why most people are expecting / hoping for, a signing somewhere in between