So you are saying if I am useless as an Everton manager there is a chance I could get thinner and more hairy.
Miracle breakthrough!
It looks that way, let’s see what happens to Sean Dyche when he takes over.
He’s already bald and fat
So you are saying if I am useless as an Everton manager there is a chance I could get thinner and more hairy.
Miracle breakthrough!
No. Just no.
Nearly as bad as the Fat Sam and Warnock suggestions.
I'll take it that comment was a bit tongue in cheek. Otherwise you'd better go and stick your head in a tumble dryer until you stop muttering nonsense.
However I think the only thing now that can upturn the season is a Heath at Oxford type moment which needs to happen Sunday, or we simply need to change the manager.
We already had the moment with Niasse against Bournemouth. The club was buzzing over that for a bit and then we just went back to being rubbish again which is worrying.
Really no - its not just a matter of picking a team/formation. We have players who simply do not know what they are meant to be doing, are not well drilled and coached, a culture of fear from what I see with a manger with no man management skills. We have more than enough good players to be playing good entertaining football and winning matches we just do not have a manager worth a carrot.In fairness to Koeman Chazzle, he has made the changes the fans wanted.
I said this last night.
As much as we bemoan every team selection, he's actually done what we've asked of him.
He dropped two DMs. He went with the youngsters. He brought pace and energy into the side.
It still didn't work.
That's a combination of having no plan, and ultimately having players who aren't good enough - I think we have to accept that as well.
Really no - its not just a matter of picking a team/formation. We have players who simply do not know what they are meant to be doing, are not well drilled and coached, a culture of fear from what I see with a manger with no man management skills. We have more than enough good players to be playing good entertaining football and winning matches we just do not have a manager worth a carrot.
Horses for courses. We’re a basket case. Do you think Ancelotti would come?
Just think Allardyce could quickly get us back to basics. Put us back on track this season.
In fairness to Koeman Chazzle, he has made the changes the fans wanted.
I said this last night.
As much as we bemoan every team selection, he's actually done what we've asked of him.
He dropped two DMs. He went with the youngsters. He brought pace and energy into the side.
It still didn't work.
That's a combination of having no plan, and ultimately having players who aren't good enough - I think we have to accept that as well.
I'd accept it if it was just for the remainder of the season on a short term contract, with the proper new manager coming in after the World Cup
He'd kick us into shape and leave a well organised side for the next bloke to pick up
It wouldn't be the end of the world. At least we'd play with more bollocks than we are right now
No, just no no no no no.
The man is a disgrace of a human, no thanks.
Unsworth will do.
I'm gettin fatter and Balder.Bobby went bald and thinner
Ronks going fatter and more hairy
‘Tis what Everton does to you lads