Summer Transfer Window 2017

[PITA]

I'm gonna kick so many cats if we don't sign anyone today because the only signings that count are the ones you get on yellow Natalie Sawyer breast day

Mate, cold showers are available.

Sadly cold showers with the wonderful Natalie are not.

 

[Kinky Koeman]

Can't believe I forgot Stamp as well.

SPORTZONE was my favourite ITK.

 

[matty1878]

I don't know anything mate

But I've supported Everton long enough to make an educated guess

That is usually Shane long on loan and we tried for messi? I get your point there mate lol ;( Sad when Everton give me more downs than ups lol

 

[chicoazul]

OMG, chico, did you ask him about giroud? is the bat man coming? what about VVD are going to make one last ditch attempt? Please. I'm begging you, please tell me you spent the whole trip asking him for transfer snippets for what may or may not happen and feed the masses.

Honestly didn't even ask him about transfers plums.

 

[matty1878]

Mate, cold showers are available.

Sadly cold showers with the wonderful Natalie are not.

Daym!

 

[FTY]

OMG, chico, did you ask him about giroud? is the bat man coming? what about VVD are going to make one last ditch attempt? Please. I'm begging you, please tell me you spent the whole trip asking him for transfer snippets for what may or may not happen and feed the masses.

Trying to hide the fact you're actually asking those questions by putting a BantZ spin on it

 

[Azza]

Dreams being crushed once again.

 

[JLW]

If we have some pace and widely players in team, I dont mind to let him go.
But now we will only have lookman(probably mirallas will leave too) with pace but it is not his best position...

The Pacey wingers are getting launched by Koeman

 

[PITA]

Happy DD.

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Oh my.

 

[Adam-GOTTV]

Productivity nearing zero here, lads.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Batshuayi

When I read his name it always makes me think of that Swedish House Mafia song 'Batshuayi Batshuayi child, heaven's got a place for yoooouuuu'.

I'm sure that was one of yours @chicoazul ?

 

[Azza]

It's happening!!

 

[Barnfred 55]

Koeman would be happy with him

More importantly would you.?

 

[hetion]

Batshuayi

Scuppered because Spurs have just nabbed Llorente. He was our last hope for a genuinely decent striker I reckon.

#moan

 

[Nymzee]

I don't get why people think we need wingers in the squad? They're all garbage except for Bolasie haha.