1. Kev is talented BUT
2. Kev moved to Everton for the money (leaving a CL team remember)
3. Kev doesn't play for the team - he showboats (well, sometimes, when he can be bothered to do something)
4. Kev demands to take penalties he misses, he gets needless red cards
5. Apparently he doesn't get any sleep as his four dogs are out all day and night barking.. (I heard, not verified) so he's a bit dumb as well.
Thanks for the thrills - replace with young winger and player who doesn't fall out with manager and cost us £70K plus a week.
Oh and Ron didn't sign him and he's realised the squad is divided into RK signings and Martinez players/Moyes players (all of whom have been rejected/sold with the exception of Baines and Jags for whom there would be outrage if the best left back was dumped and the captain at the same time)