minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

Don't worry

The inappropriate juxtaposition of topics on BBC's 'The One Show'

In the blink of an eye, the presenters move from a tragic story of terminally ill children, to 'fun pics' of snowmen sent in by viewers.

It's an emotional roller-coaster, and not in a good sense.

Couldn't agree more, cringeworthy telly at its worst.

Imagine how the parents of the kids feel, sharing the bill with " send your funny pics of snowmen in ".

 

[Baines' left foot]

Nah I spend all my dough renting a room in a 4 bed house with 9 roommates, living in damp, cold squalor with irritating room mates in that London to pretend to all the lids that bullied me at school I am successful now since I moved away lol

It's a good job I'm in great shape, am good looking and have a good job with great career prospects then isn't it m8?

 

[COYBL25]

I feel calling them work 'mates' is somewhat over egging their relationship.

I imagine they all think he's a substantial whopper like we all do.

They probably think he has an eating disorder too !

 

[jal123]

It's a good job I'm in great shape, am good looking and have a good job with great career prospects then isn't it m8?

Come back to me when you don't share your cesspit with a load of crusties who wipe your toothbrush on their arses MERT.

All the lads on site say you stink of tinned Mackerel and damp.

Just like yer ma.

 

[COYBL25]

It's a good job I'm in great shape, am good looking and have a good job with great career prospects then isn't it m8?

You were more of a catch when you had a company Merc tbh.

Those really were the days Bainsey

 

[Baines' left foot]

Come back to me when you don't share your cesspit with a load of crusties who wipe your toothbrush on their arses MERT.

All the lads on site say you stink of tinned Mackerel and damp.

Just like yer ma.

That's because all the lads on site are thick as f*** and wish they were a manager like me. Not everyone is cut out for it though.

 

[l4toffee]

Shots fired everywhere in here

 

[COYBL25]

Nah I spend all my dough renting a room in a 4 bed house with 9 roommates, living in damp, cold squalor with irritating room mates in that London to pretend to all the lids that bullied me at school I am successful now since I moved away lol

 

[jal123]

That's because all the lads on site are thick as f*** and wish they were a manager like me. Not everyone is cut out for it though.

I guarantee they all earn more than you and think you're a scruffy wool two hat with arms like pipe cleaners who stinks of damp and sweaty socks from the 3 Lithuanian lads that share your room who work in the car wash.

 

[COYBL25]

I guarantee they all earn more than you and think you're a scruffy wool two hat with arms like pipe cleaners who stinks of damp and sweaty socks from the 3 Lithuanian lads that share your room who work in the car wash.

Wrong way round there Jal - massive arms and shoulders, but no chest and legs like pipe cleaners x

 

[jal123]

Wrong way round there Jal - massive arms and shoulders, but no chest and legs like pipe cleaners x

My mistake, apologies @Baines' left foot your arms are massive x

 

[Baines' left foot]

I guarantee they all earn more than you and think you're a scruffy wool two hat with arms like pipe cleaners who stinks of damp and sweaty socks from the 3 Lithuanian lads that share your room who work in the car wash.

I guarantee I'll earn more than them in a couple of years on my upward trajectory towards greatness.

Can you see a pattern here? It's just you attempting to rip me to make you feel better about having a pig of a wife and little s*** kids which you're stuck with. I've got a great life mert.

 

[jal123]

I guarantee I'll earn more than them in a couple of years on my upward trajectory towards greatness.

Can you see a pattern here? It's just you attempting to rip me to make you feel better about having a pig of a wife and little s*** kids which you're stuck with. I've got a great life mert.

Not married and no kids lid.

so the lads that you currently 'manage' in your snide Burton suit and BASE London shoes all earn more than you? I bet they really, really respect you.

 

[jal123]

I guarantee I'll earn more than them in a couple of years on my upward trajectory towards greatness.

Can you see a pattern here? It's just you attempting to rip me to make you feel better about having a pig of a wife and little s*** kids which you're stuck with. I've got a great life mert.

And please don't circumvent the swear filter this is a family site.

 

[COYBL25]

I guarantee I'll earn more than them in a couple of years on my upward trajectory towards greatness.

Can you see a pattern here? It's just you attempting to rip me to make you feel better about having a pig of a wife and little s*** kids which you're stuck with. I've got a great life mert.

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