Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[marnie]

On it since 1pm UK Time........ the surprise arrival....... another mate and some beak

 

[d4kyxx]

ENNER VALENCIA?

Is this a joke?

Just desperation isn't it. All else is failed. I suppose he's better than niasse but everyone's better than niasse.

Linked with James Rodriguez in May.. Now we end up with a player even West Ham are happy to let go.

 

[jayden28]

Bloody valencia when we could have got bony,stupidity.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Prices have gone insane. I'd rather not sign the lad from Porto if he's going to cost 50m.

 

[Donald Twain]

Blue actually.

You out later?

 

[thebluenosebolt]

Unexpectedly shoved up your arse.

Hope that wasnt taken the wrong way sap.. I was refuring to the shape of the prongs. It was mad funny in my head......but

 

[applecrumble]

Are the Everton board on hippy crack?

 

[yakublue]

Enner Valencia is surely a wind up

Must be surely. Was getting booed by his own fans in the first home game of the season. Terrible player.

 

[TheFinnFan]

ENNER VALENCIA?!

Well my heads officially gone.

What about kecks?

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

That's not his proper Twitter though is it?

Yes

 

[ProZ]

Once Moshiri has touched you everything will be the same.

 

[Thomasc]

Enner Valencia? No wonder we backed off Mata, Gabbiadini and Bony

FFS!

 

[MartyMcFly]

Who the hell is this Valencia guy

I'm not surprised you haven't seen him since he's always injured.

He came on as a sub against us after a long injury, was on 5 mins and went off injured. He will fit right in.

 

[carlos21]

You got some mate?

No buddy.

 

[suey_11]