Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[SiEdmo]

hasnt been on freeview for years has it ?

also not on virgin unless subscribing to sport package

really, bloody cheek! in fact now you say that, didn't they change from it being classified as 'news' to 'sport' and then stop showing it on freeview

ahh well sorry mate

still though, im sure I saw BBC where doing something...starring garth crooks and mark lawrenson probably

 

[The Mighty Quint]

While we wait, a competition to photoshop the best thread cover. Go.

View attachment 28004

 

[Librarian]

 

[chicoazul]

STRAIGHTENER YEAH ? Meet you by the jawbone lad so I can shatter yours

Lad I have the jawbone of a whale, it will crush your arm if you even think abar it.

 

[Professor Toffee]

That was the parody I was intending to portray, Monsieur.

And I thought it was well executed, huzzah

 

[Durham Toffee]

I like his impression of a dove

 

[BoredSaint]

When does the window close...?

 

[suey_11]

Got to give it to him played this window perfectly, waited and got his ideal move.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Lad I have the jawbone of a whale, it will crush your arm if you even think abar it.

Rumoured to have the head the size of a whale as well???

 

[Durham Toffee]

And I thought it was well executed, huzzah

I aim to please.

 

[mutley]

Don't know why folk are still talking about Witzel, the guy wants Everton around like a chucky egg.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Per google translate:
Official radio announces : " Everton - Cage, found along! The announcement as Napoli will find the substitute "

Nicholas Cage? Unusual move

 

[AndyC]

Would love us to throw a cheeky bid at Chelski for Cesc Fabregas - him linking with Ross and feeding balls through for Rom/a.n.other striker could be interesting...

 

[chicoazul]

It would seem your boy Carvalho prefers black and white.

http:www.footballitalia.com/Carvalho-Lol-A-Portata-di-bagnanti-letto.html

 

[Blues Harp]

RK has had MONTHS to assess new targets and here we are, scrambling around in the dark looking for leftovers.

Really desperate stuff from Kenwright this. And don't give me the but but but we have 100 millionz to spend!!! because it was a load of lies from the first minute.

We're lucky that we had a good start to the season because they'd be lots of fed up blues on the stands come next home game.

Go away...rawk