Haha heads falling off everywhere. I'm sure people were expecting us to announce Messi.
We've had 2 shockingly bad seasons, we're not a particularly glamorous proposition at the moment (once you take your blue tinted specs off)
Ashley Williams is a top defender, defending is something we've been appauling at the past 2 seasons.
Honestly don't know much about Kone, but from what I hear he is one of Sunderland's best players.
As for Bolasie, I actually think he's a good player, and Koeman obviously thinks he fits the bill.
As for the cost, you can thank the Manchester clubs for these ridiculous prices, but honestly, when did we all become Everton's accountants? Is it your personal money? Stop worrying about the costs!
And finally, the window is not shut yet, I honestly believe Koeman is very aware of what he has inherited and what he needs to do to fix it.
Lets all take a deep breath, and relax.