If you had the choice, would you rather win £500k on the lottery, or Everton win the league 2016/17?

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I'd take 10k over the title in the next 20 years. Who wants to go on a forum when there is no fume and everythings great. Winning the title with 71pts would be good tho, just cos It still wouldn't beat RM's record points total.
 
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Am I getting taxed on the 500k? Also is it £ or $? Will there be a public announcement? Or can I just clear my mortgage and not have to worry about family/friends asking for handouts or home invaders?
 

BUBSY77 said:
For the sake of my lad (5 years old) I would genuinely pick the league

He has just started a football group on a Tuesday night with approx. 20 others kids. He proudly wears his Everton short without fail and sadly is the only blue there against a sea of Utd, Chelsea and Liverpool shirts. He even has a standing joke with one of the tutors there who always says "Ah Sullivan, you still wearing that rubbish shirt?" when we walk into the hall and Sulley just laughs it off but I always remind him that he is wearing the best shirt in the world

Driving him back from football and a little voice from the back pipes up with "What we got?" and we both then break into a full rendition of Ross's song and we then have to sing it as fast as we can the 2nd time round

Every single day after school when I pick him up, the first thing Sulley asks is "Has Lukaku left yet?" and his party trick now when we are out with friends I ask him "What will we do with the Lukaku money Sulley?" and he replies "We will buy 2 new players Dad"

£500k or give my lad bragging rights and to see his little chest puffed out as he walks into that sports hall on a Tuesday evening?

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Litigate against said tutor for harassment on behalf of your lad.

Must be worth something. Come to an out-of court settlement.

You'll then have the best of all worlds

1) Richer.
2) Grin wiped from tutor's face.
3) He voluntarily resigns as a tutor.
3) We are bound to be champions anyway in the near future, Moshiri is on the case :).
 
If everyone knows you are making the choice, tell Everton you chose them to win the title, but you want 500k of the prize money. Win win
 
Layne said:
Am I getting taxed on the 500k? Also is it £ or $? Will there be a public announcement? Or can I just clear my mortgage and not have to worry about family/friends asking for handouts or home invaders?
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Tax on lottery winnings, how quaint.
You decide whether to go public but in reality nobody is arsed about folk that win half a mill, and finally, just how big is your mortgage?
 

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