Everton Transfer Thread 2016

Exeter Gently · July 20, 2016

ijjysmith said:
They're mate ffs!!!!!!!

Had a glass of wine...gone through every conspiracy theory and bored my bird with JFK and moon landing,moved onto this.

everton2004 · July 20, 2016

Neiziro said:
So @The Esk who are we signing tomorrow?

Cattermole

marnie · July 20, 2016

ToffeeTim said:
Why the heck would baines head to Sunderland lol

I've heard it all now

Jesus ....Adam Johnson should be enough to put him off.

tadao · July 20, 2016

marnie said:
Jesus ....Adam Johnson should be enough to put him off.

Had what I thought was a really funny joke lined up there, but to stop getting banned I shall refrain!

suey_11 · July 20, 2016

So looks like Cattermole for Baines.

Just kidding.

marnie · July 20, 2016

tadao said:
Had what I thought was a really funny joke lined up there, but to stop getting banned I shall refrain!

Refrained myself TBH lol

tadao · July 20, 2016

marnie said:
Jesus Adam Johnson should be enough to put him off.

On a less inflammatory and less funny level.....
Always thought it was Jesus Mary and Joseph?

That though, also leads into other funny scenarios.

blue to the bone · July 20, 2016

Everton and Bayern Munich are challenging Chelsea for 25-year-old Koulibaly whose club believe they can rake in around £45million for him.

Just reading that is strange. But it's ace

tadao · July 20, 2016

blue to the bone said:
Everton and Bayern Munich are challenging Chelsea for 25-year-old Koulibaly whose club believe they can rake in around £45million for him.

Just reading that is strange. But it's ace

It is great that we are mentioned in the same story that Chelsea (less successful than us) and Bayern (we beat them in Europe) are linked to a player!

I found it more bizarre, reading the actual story! Crinkled bits of paper (but with the Chelsea emblem not creased?), chocolate power bars etc?
Either, someone will lose their job over this or, even by rehashing another 'papers' story, the Mi**or (the last bastion supposedly of non tory drivel) should really wonder what role it plays.

evertony · July 20, 2016

suey_11 said:
If Moyes gets the Sunderland job he may come looking for some leftovers.

Could possibly see someone like Baines or Jagielka be tempted if as has been suggested that there is a big influx of new blood and they feel their positions threatened.
Familiarity can also mean security.

Wouldn't be overly disappointed tbh

Kendall's Dream · July 20, 2016

chazzle_dazzle said:
Amazingly specific

Ah well. It'll happen tomorrow

jcgefc · July 20, 2016

I think the next big announcement will be confirmation of Steve Walsh as DOF after that the floodgates will open.

Connor · July 21, 2016

Let the transfers, see the window.

The Blue Watch · July 21, 2016

I'm sure Everton are waiting for me to go on holiday on Friday before they start announcing everyone. Thanks for the miserable last few days at work Everton ffs.

everton2004 · July 21, 2016

The Blue Watch said:
I'm sure Everton are waiting for me to go on holiday on Friday before they start announcing everyone. Thanks for the miserable last few days at work Everton ffs.

Don't go - stay at home, sit back and watch the fume on GOT