Everton Transfer Thread 2016

[mill]

Good shout, i'll be honest, I just wanted to do a mata pun, been waiting weeks to get one in

I'll be honest, I totally missed it. Sorry to rain on your parade. I don't know what's the Mata with me.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Really doesn't does it mate?

Hope not, doubt anything will happen for a good week at least thoe

 

[billytoffee]

All we are saying is give Niasse a chance
All we are saying is give Niasse a chance




in turkey not here please

Imagine there's no Niasse..........

Its easy if you try..........

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

What the hell is the mata with you?

I'll be honest, I totally missed it. Sorry to rain on your parade. I don't know what's the Mata with me.

I've been had right off on these puns

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Surely Niasse would be classed a Weapon of Massive Disappointment

This needed more credit

 

[Saint Domingo]

We can hope

Where's the Niasse money Bill?

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Looks like the Mersey paupers over the park are beating us to that Newcastle lad. Shame that as he's always been ace on Champ Man

 

[bluestevon]

Imagine there's no Niasse..........

Its easy if you try..........

I was dreaming of the past
and my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh my I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just that Niasse guy

Song sums up him perfectly

 

[Chipshill]

I was dreaming of the past
and my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry
Oh my I didn't want to hurt you
I'm just that Niasse guy

Song sums up him perfectly

Excellent lol

I'm just happy that Ron isn't messing about with deadwood. We've wanted Niasse gone for a while ('insert amount of time passed since he first walked on the pitch in blue'), yet Ron obviously wants to give everyone a chance. Within a week of seeing him actually play in the friendly he's being linked away. Go 'ead Ron!

 

[kithnou]

are the turks crazy enough to take kone and mcgeady too?

You want this Greek to answer that one?

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

When any concrete news of an actual transfer happens I would imagine this thread to have this effect!

 

[ijjysmith]

Absolutely loving it how there's not even a sniff of a new player.

 

[Chipshill]

I think there will be a signing or at least a medical this week. On a separate note; If it's not Mata, I wonder who our Marquee signing will be...

 

[darkwingduck]

Getting fed up now. After weeks of rumours we don't even seem to be close to signing anyone.

 

[everton2004]

Where's the Niasse money Bill?

What? All 50p of it? Probably in the vending machine lol