Transfer Rumour Axel Witsel

[malfosse]

TELL U WHAT EH LADS I WOULDN'T BE COMING BACK FROM HOLIDAY ANYTIME SOON IF I WAS WITH THAT EH LADS HAHAHAHAHA?

I'D NEVER GET OUT OF BED HAHA EYYY LADS.
Mrs Malfosse is better though.

 

[Azza]

Witsels the Mata with everyone?

Stay calm, Sasha has got this.

 

[TheFinnFan]

EFC never signs players on Friday. ...evertonians always have to wait over weekend :/ x

 

[Spencer]

EFC never signs players on Friday. ...evertonians always have to wait over weekend :/ x

Do we even sign players in July?!

 

[MikeH72]

TELL U WHAT EH LADS I WOULDN'T BE COMING BACK FROM HOLIDAY ANYTIME SOON IF I WAS WITH THAT EH LADS HAHAHAHAHA?

Hahahaha gr8 banter m8 top bantz

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

All I can see is a dead baby Chipmunk. I'm even more depressed now. Thanks!

With the chipmunk angels.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

axolotls and puppys are the best for calming people down

 

[Jacko93]

Funniest thing here is that Witsels probably just been sat off on holiday after saying to his agent, "Yeah mate, I'm moving on from Zenit so if you could find me a good team and good wages, that'd be sound, Laters". I'm getting on a plane and I don't want to be disturbed until Thursday night, just tell me what flight to get.

 

[DanB90]

Funniest thing here is that Witsels probably just been sat off on holiday after saying to his agent, "Yeah mate, I'm moving on from Zenit so if you could find me a good team and good wages, that'd be sound, Laters". I'm getting on a plane and I don't want to be disturbed until Thursday night, just tell me what flight to get.

So you're saying we should load flight tracker?

 

[Jacko93]

So you're saying we should load flight tracker?

Flight Radar24 mate.

Or Marine Traffic just in case......

 

[Tramps_mate]

I'm not bothered about him now. Get Mata in though..

 

[Chipshill]

I find it funny that players seem to disappear on holiday as soon as they're linked with us. People been saying Witsel is still away, Mata was away for about a month it seemed, and Koeman went away 3 times. Are we that stressful? lol

Saying that, I've been on two stag do's for the last two weekends and it was a nice break from the forum, even more so than being away from work tbf lol

 

[bobbydigital]

Funniest thing here is that Witsels probably just been sat off on holiday after saying to his agent, "Yeah mate, I'm moving on from Zenit so if you could find me a good team and good wages, that'd be sound, Laters". I'm getting on a plane and I don't want to be disturbed until Thursday night, just tell me what flight to get.

Agent probably asked him if he had any preferences. "hmm, I'm quite liking wearing blue at Zenit, find me a team that also wears blue"

Agent goes off and hits up Everton, Napoli and Chelsea

 

[Nymzee]

I find it funny that players seem to disappear on holiday as soon as they're linked with us. People been saying Witsel is still away, Mata was away for about a month it seemed, and Koeman went away 3 times. Are we that stressful? lol

Saying that, I've been on two stag do's for the last two weekends and it was a nice break from the forum, even more so than being away from work tbf lol

He's just been at the Euros nothing sketchy about his holiday mate.

 

[Chipshill]

He's just been at the Euros nothing sketchy about his holiday mate.

No I don't think it's sketchy, we're just so much more aware of where they are when we're trying to get a signature. They could be away for a few hours and it'd feel like a week to everyone glued to this!