Match Thread Everton v Southampton, 16th April 2016 KO 15:00

[EvertonRhys]

Young Connolly didn't have any time to do his stretches there.

Kone will help him through them I'm sure.

 

[Tubey]

"Right, Callum, you're on, right back."

"But I'm a midfielder boss. An 18 year old one. And it's my debut."

"Don't worry, you're in a phenomenal moment, get in there."

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Looking forward to the 70 minute mark when everyone's blowing out their arse.

 

[Jamiednm]

If I were the lad, I'd charge forward with the ball at me feet and go all guns blazing. Screw Martinez's tactics, I'd just blitz it lad. Nothing to lose.

 

[quasi modo]

This is awful.

 

[Mickey]

Absolutely no idea and no gameplan.

 

[EvertonRhys]

He's playing Jack Colback the Newcastle midfielder isn't he ?

lollol Knew he reminded me of someone!

 

[Tubey]

If I were the lad, I'd charge forward with the ball at me feet and go all guns blazing. Screw Martinez's tactics, I'd just blitz it lad. Nothing to lose.

He'd be made to apologise if he did, even though his play was misinterpreted.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Lol Kone

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We give the ball away a phenomenal amount

 

[NiasseandLukaku]

Best part of this match is when the stream buffers

 

[Jxg]

Kone Jesus Christ

 

[Efcjake]

Everyone just leaving Kone alone with the ball in our own box, not even thinking about giving him some help there...

 

[MikeH72]

Looking forward to the 70 minute mark when everyone's blowing out their arse.

No need to work on fitness though. Some more hours of neat triangles on the training ground should negate that

 

[maccavennie]

We look utterly clueless