Match Thread Watford v Everton Sat 9th April 2016 KO 15:00

[Darth Vader]

Barkley has been awful for weeks yet he still starts.

Barkley,Lukaku,Baines,Coleman,McCarthy,Stones all been crap for weeks

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Proper Martinez to somehow go in at 1-1 after scoring in the 46th

 

[billybeeru]

FFS is it too much to ask for Gareth Barry to be capable of playing an accurate forward pass of more than 10 yards?

 

[No8Bally]

Niasse on please - we all need a laugh

 

[AndyC]

Barry playing well, imagine if he weren't there today... yikes.

 

[a bell maul]

Whilst the team may lack chemistry, they are teaching it to the fans. I've learned today that the bleach I've been drinking whilst watching Everton this season, contains 42grams/litre of sodium hypochlorite.

 

[Croker]

Solved a few mysteries with Holmes

I eagerly await his contribution to "The Curious Case of the Useless Spaniard".

 

[Jags..class]

Our play is dumb at the moment

 

[Rook]

thanks for making this morning a bit more palpatable SOTON.

 

[Tubey]

Barkley,Lukaku,Baines,Coleman,McCarthy,Stones all been crap for weeks

In the case of Coleman, he's been crap for over a year.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Giving it away so cheaply.

 

[Smodger]

Two you two me.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Giving it away too much

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

 

[canuckblue]

Jesus, Rom. Don't just stand there.