minor things that make you fume

[Sapie88]

When some old bag in the asda dives on a lovely big joint (About 3kg) of marked-down beef milliseconds before you, and then rubs it in with a grin that makes you want to boot the ... rarr up the 'arris.

Would've been 'beef everything' for tea for the next week - for £6-odd, as well. Hope she gets mad cow disease off of it, the arl witch. Properly gutted, me.

Don't worry mate, she'll be dead soon.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Don't worry mate, she'll be dead soon.

Gets yer a krusty brand seal of approval for that cheery thought, Sapie

 

[Efcjake]

Bus rides.

It doesn't matter what happens, but when I get off the bus I find myself wishing Sandra Bullock was driving and they're coming up to speed bumps.

 

[carlos21]

Bus rides.

It doesn't matter what happens, but when I get off the bus I find myself wishing Sandra Bullock was driving and they're coming up to speed bumps.

Yo jake how are you today mate

 

[Toast]

Everyone has transferable skills.

Kone

 

[Efcjake]

Yo jake how are you today mate

I'm great carlos, it is Friday and I'm free for the weekend in about 5 hours. Debating whether to go the pub for a few pints and a fish and chips with the lads later tonight.

How you been mate?

 

[carlos21]

I'm great carlos, it is Friday and I'm free for the weekend in about 5 hours. Debating whether to go the pub for a few pints and a fish and chips with the lads later tonight.

How you been mate?

I am good today mate

 

[COYBL25]

Bulky Bobs.

They turn up, stop outside the house look at the thing you want taking away, decide they can't be arsed picking it up and then drive off .

 

[The Cowboy]

Kone

Yeah, his 'skills' are transferable to a League One side.

 

[carlos21]

Bulky Bobs.

They turn up, stop outside the house look at the thing you want taking away, decide they can't be arsed picking it up and then drive off .

What time is your missus going out.

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Done for the day, but with the roadworks on Smithdown at rush hour, I might as well sit here for another hour and wait for it all to die down, probably only get home about ten minutes later than if I left now.

 

[COYBL25]

Being informed that my feckless parasitic inlaws are staying the night tomorrow - grrrrrrrr

 

[Baines' left foot]

The amount of factory installed apps on my phone that I have no intention of using but take up all the storage on my phone.

 

[Toast]

British tennis fans at the Davis Cup.

They really should record the games and watch it back to see what they look like.

 

[l4toffee]

People in the upper st end who stand right by the stairs and then moan and act Surprised when you knock into them and don't apologise.

Bells who are late every game without fail forcing everyone to stand up, then get up and come past another 4 times during the game .