gaino92
Power level over 9000
You sure you're not from Kirkby mate?
minor things that make you fume
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Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
When I get too many matches on Tinder. I just ain't got the time.
gaino92
Power level over 9000
Thought you were on grinder mate?
People who go to the self-checkouts in supermarkets with baskets full of stuff when all you want to use it for is to buy yourself 1 or 2 things. Infuriating when you see old dears who clearly have no clue how to use them being in front of you with their weekly shop and making you wait ages.
carlos21
KING OF REP
How are you feeling today mate,
The Cowboy
Player Valuation: £60m
Old people are arseholes mate. We definitely need to introduce rules that determine when they're allowed out in public, and what services they're allowed to use. Definitely need banning from public transport in peak hours.
Been off work today mate, should be alright by tomorrow.
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
I'd rather live in the bin than Kirkby.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Gambling. It can just do one. Read my bank statements since the start of the year and it's actually laughable. Or it would be if it wasn't so sad. Knocking it on the head now.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Not taking enough care when busting for a tom tit when sitting on the bogseat & squashing me town halls 
Oh, and irrelevant use of rhyming slang.
Oh, and irrelevant use of rhyming slang.
carlos21
KING OF REP
How are you today mate.
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