Everton Transfer Thread 2016

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Efcjake said:
No just wish it was over now so I didn't have to keep checking back in this thread every half hour to be disappointed.
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haha figured that out hours ago mate. Just wanting to see the fellas big grin holding a shirt up then i can shut the brain off for a few hours and check back at 11 just in case.
 


Ashtonian said:
haha figured that out hours ago mate. Just wanting to see the fellas big grin holding a shirt up then i can shut the brain off for a few hours and check back at 11 just in case.
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To be honest though this one feels strange. Normally I would be getting as excited as a 13 year old looking at his first real prospect of getting wanked off, but this one ain't doing it. Maybe it is because after so many players coming from the Russian Prem only to look bog standard after a week or two in the prem. Maybe it is because he isn't a keeper and doesn't play on the left either. Having Rom has ruined me, used to get unbearably excited when we were linked to anyone who's name and record even potentially suggested goals for Everton. Senegalese lad from Russia, alright then sound.
 
Blue Cheese said:
But my whole point is buying a new number 1. Nobody mentioned stop gaps or number 2's. I said He knew we needed a keeper and hasn't addressed it. He's had another transfer window which closes soon and hasn't addressed it.
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I would genuinly be happy with giving Joel the rest of this season & maybe next season as our number 1. Then if we are in hte same situation go and get someone
 
Efcjake said:
To be honest though this one feels strange. Normally I would be getting as excited as a 13 year old looking at his first real prospect of getting wanked off, but this one ain't doing it. Maybe it is because after so many players coming from the Russian Prem only to look bog standard after a week or two in the prem. Maybe it is because he isn't a keeper and doesn't play on the left either. Having Rom has ruined me, used to get unbearably excited when we were linked to anyone who's name and record even potentially suggested goals for Everton. Senegalese lad from Russia, alright then sound.
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think of the positive...you have never seen this fella play!

So you don't know in advance if he is crap or not ;)
 

Ashtonian said:
think of the positive...you have never seen this fella play!

So you don't know in advance if he is crap or not ;)
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I'm not assuming he is crap, but I'm not getting excited because he is banging them in for CSKA. Really got burned by Jo. Was in love with the idea of the fella before he went to City, then shortly impressed by him when he came to us followed by immense dissatisfaction. Remember not being distinctly arsed one bit when Moyes sent him packing after his Christmas jollies.
 
Id like us to sign a monkey to walk out with the team before kickoff holding the captains hand before scarpering off to hang out of the stands entertaining the crowds during unimportant parts such as throw-ins and corners and defending, and then shrieking while we attack.

That and a robot to do the press conferences with realistic preprogrammed manager responses such as "LUKAKU: Evaluating status......FIT TO PLAY" or "TIM HOWARD: DOES NOT COMPUTE!!"
 

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