minor things that make you fume

[l4toffee]

Three hours in IKEA with the missus.

First row came after an hour, it was down hill after that.

It's the couch tonight !

i hope you spent some of them 3 hours scranning Swedish meat balls or that is a wasted trip.

 

[Sapie88]

WTF, what happened to River Monsters !

You can't desert Jeremy ?

Along with River Monsters.

 

[sageyefc]

Along with River Monsters.

River monsters is gash

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

River monsters is gash

Don't you mean garfish?



Ah, suit yer soddin' selves, then

 

[Huyton Layne]

Wife's pressuring me in to having my another sprog. Goodbye what little free time I have. In the States you're expected to accompany you're kids to every crappy little thing they do. I have friends that can't play footy because their kids' events take up their weekends, you're expected to drive your kid over an hour for all day footy tournaments and shizz. Cba with doing that x3

 

[silent bob]

Three hours in IKEA with the missus.

First row came after an hour, it was down hill after that.

It's the couch tonight !

Why would you argue with furniture??

 

[silent bob]

Forgot to get some Scouse out of the freezer this morning.
Beans on toast it is then.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Being dragged to a Murder Mystery tomorrow night with one of my girlfriends. I can only hope that it's like that Saved By the Bell episode. In fact, I would not be surprised if half the cast works there.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Forgot to get some Scouse out of the freezer this morning.
Beans on toast it is then.

With fava beans and a fine Chianti?

 

[silent bob]

With fava beans and a fine Chianti?

Indeed!

Not sure how to do the sucking teeth thing in print though.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

When you buy a energy drink and still fall asleep, the whole point of the sugar and caffeine in a can is to get you wired for a few hours.

Im either immune or my monster dealer is cutting the gear with extra water and less drug paraphernalia !

 

[l4toffee]

Being dragged to a Murder Mystery tomorrow night with one of my girlfriends. I can only hope that it's like that Saved By the Bell episode. In fact, I would not be surprised if half the cast works there.

Screech is the killer

 

[Bluesoulrebel]

Forgot to get some Scouse out of the freezer this morning.
Beans on toast it is then.

Serial killer

 

[Ron Swanson]

People not using this little lever... especially if you're waiting at a junction or roundabout.

 

[summerisle]

The size of prams, they're like miniature tanks.