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Liverpool Mascot Tears Hamstring
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Liverpool’s injury crisis shows no sign of abating, with the club confirming that mascot Mighty Red tore his hamstring during a corporate event last night. The giant bird was entertaining a group of children when he reportedly pulled up and had to be stretchered away after receiving oxygen.
“It’s a bad tear,” club physio Chris Morgan told Soccer on Sunday. “He’s looking at 6 to 8 weeks. The gaffer’s had to recall Bloodthirsty Rottweiler from a loan spell at Crewe. Rotty’s a good mascot, but he’s not great with kids. There’s been one or two issues there. ”
Gegenpressing
Speaking this morning, Mighty Red admitted that manager Jurgen Klopp had asked him to adjust his style in recent weeks.
“I’d normally let the kids come to me a little,” the giant bird told Soccer on Sunday. “But the gaffer asked me to press them, create a high line. Maybe I didn’t warm up well enough, but it’s hard to know. I fractured a wing last year. Injuries happen.”
Klopp
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The latest woe marks the sixth hamstring suffered at Anfield in recent weeks. Club legend Graham Souness believes that Liverpool might be paying a price for adapting to their manager’s high-intensity style. Klopp dismisses the criticism.
“We must all press,” the German told Soccer on Sunday. “The players must press, the mascots, the receptionist — everybody. I had the food counter in the canteen brought 10 yards forward to create a high line, so the chefs can press the people eating the food. We must have intensity in everything we do.”
“If you think you can press and also have working hamstrings, that’s crazy,” added Klopp. “Everybody must choose. Success, or their hamstrings. There is no third choice.”
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