Xmas gifts. what would yours be?

bitter-no-better · December 20, 2015

just to lighten the mood since our disappointing few weeks. feel free to add in the other squad players.

Howard - 4000 air miles
Coleman - Gary Stevens box set
Baines - hover board
Mori - Sienfeld dvd
Stones - Barcelona fc 2017 calendar
Barry - slippers and pipe
mccarthy - take that cd (want you back)
Barkley - gran turismo ps2 (so he can practice taking corners)
delafou - Paul Daniels dvd
lukaku - anything except Paul Stretford.
kone - a shoot annual.

martinez - Johnnie cochran

orly · December 20, 2015

@GrandOldTeam to be given a short term deal, so we could give him the gift of negative rep functionality

Tigger · December 20, 2015

Tony Hibbert- pair of footy boots to remind him why he gets 20k a week in his account

efcjames · December 20, 2015

Robles - First team pass

marsh · December 20, 2015

Howard - a punch in the face

Prevenger17 · December 20, 2015

Howard - A decent defense
Coleman - A nice woollen jumper. Lovely lad
Baines - A DVD compilation of his corners 4 years ago
Mori - A head
Stones - A "Don't believe the hype" t-shirt
Barry - A mould of his immaculate jawline
McCarthy - A mould of Payet's bandy leg
Barkley - An implant that emits an electrical shock each time he thinks about hitting a deadball
Deulofeu - A less snitchy haircut
Lukaku - Italian for Dummies
Kone - A 5 year contract

Saint Domingo · December 20, 2015

Martinez - Set pieces for dummies
Howard - his P45
Barry - his P45
McCarthy - the best of Lee Carsley DVD
Mirallas - the Moyes years DVD (to cheer him up)
Besic - a PDF of Barry's P45

alpha1 · December 24, 2015

Me personally, I would like the League Cup please!

ijjysmith · December 24, 2015

I'd like Joao Moutinho please.

COYB · December 24, 2015

Baines - hover board ''' ffs lol

Aar_the_Toffees · December 24, 2015

Two 7 or 8 game win streaks, one starting tomorrow, and one when we're pushing for the title- missing by just two points in the end.

Also, an FA Cup and/League Cup win.

jal123 · December 24, 2015

Baines - someone to burn his NME collection from the 90's, smash his guitar and get him a good haircut the bad wool.
Tim Howard - a one way flight to the footballing equivalent of a clinic in Switzerland, the MLS.
Lukaku - a go on me bird anytime he wants, I'll even get the post match smoke and bevy in.