Carl Hankin
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Koff Mike
Cheers Bob I just spat all over my laptop screen!
Find it hard to believe Mike is an Everton fan, unless he's got a negative net spend fetish.
He's banned mate, we'll be holding a candle lit vigil at 11pm
And paid on the drip.Exactly. We're not spending 'genuine' money. Its masked by player sales.