Jeremy Clarkson

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

It's a virtuous path that you trod,
The judge, the jury, and god,
But it pains me, this prose,
With limericks like those,
You'll never make it as a mod

Toby just won the internet!

 

[Allezfan]

Tbf, some of the peado jokes that have come out of this buisness are quite funny.

That's my main take on the whole affair.

Was particuarly fond of: What's the difference between a 36-year-old's face and an underage child?

The BBC will sack you for putting your fist in a 36-year-old's face.

 

[Pat's Van]

Allezfan once again proving he can reach depths previously only seen by the rusting husk of the Titanic.

 

[davek]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32128321

"The email I wrote yesterday was not a resignation statement, and nor was it meant for public consumption.
"It was a private note of thanks to 113 people who have worked on the show over the years, but clearly one of those 113 is a bit of a tit, because they shared it with a website.
"I don't get this modern obsession with sharing, linking, forwarding, retweeting; whatever happened to a private moment?

Wow, he's so tough and so like his hero Jeremy.

Staggering. You'd think someone associated with that festering boil of a show would know that now's the time to keep their head down and STFU.

Just underlines what a nobhead culture was allowed to build up there.

 

[Pat's Van]

there is a rather apt quote from Richard II that I feel would be appropriate here

For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings:
How some have been depos'd, some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have depos'd,
Some poison'd by their wives, some sleeping kill'd;
All murder'd: for within the hollow crown
That rounds the mortal temples of a king
Keeps Death his court.

God speed Jezza, God speed...

 

[Elong]

38 pages on a TV presenter though. Christ.

 

[Tramps_mate]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32128321




Wow, he's so tough and so like his hero Jeremy.

Staggering. You'd think someone associated with that festering boil of a show would know that now's the time to keep their head down and STFU.

Just underlines what a nobhead culture was allowed to build up there.

At the BBC? Understatement that..

 

[Pat's Van]

38 pages on a TV presenter though. Christ.

yeah, like that's all he is

*shakes head

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

https://m.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt...00/?type=1&source=57&ref=m_notif&notif_t=like

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Due to appear on an upcoming edition of Have I Got News for You.

 

[Milk]

Due to appear on an upcoming edition of Have I Got News for You.

24th April.

Apparently he cut Ian Hislop's cheek when in the chair in 2008 by throwing a pen at Hislop.
The man has form ......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

a popular ticketing site just emailed me for Clarkson, Hammond & May Live.

Didnt take the Racist Bully Long did it.

other 2 as bad 'by association' now in my opinion.

 

[ianefc]

a popular ticketing site just emailed me for Clarkson, Hammond & May Live.

Didnt take the Racist Bully Long did it.

other 2 as bad 'by association' now in my opinion.

Why are you so bothered, don't like him don't watch him simple.

 

[Walken]

Why are you so bothered, don't like him don't watch him simple.

so if you don't like something you don't have any opinion on it, yep that's how human nature works

 

[ianefc]

so if you don't like something you don't have any opinion on it, yep that's how human nature works

If you don't like it you don't have to watch it, was my point. its been on the air for years, them as a 3 since '02 if you had decided you didn't like him as a TV personality, I would assume it would have been earlier than 22 seasons in and if it was why would anybody be arsed still commenting