Breaking News- England player arrested

[Goat]

Who cares about the yanks.

17 year olds.

 

[Haston]

Working in an office that is split between Sunderland and Newcastle fans was interesting today haha! Must have heard the phrase 'innocent until proven guilty' about 1000 times!

 

[sd_1992]

I'm sure ignorance isn't an excuse legally

It is VERY difficult to send someone down for statutory rape these days, as long as she consented then nothing will usually happen.

 

[Goat]

It is VERY difficult to send someone down for statutory rape these days, as long as she consented then nothing will usually happen.

Its very alarming that you think this.

 

[FTY]

I'm sure ignorance isn't an excuse legally

True but I think it's a fair assumption that someone's 18 if they're in a club

 

[toffeejack]

Not with me sweetcheeks... Not with me.

are you a chick?

 

[toffeejack]

Top tip.

Homeless alcoholics will give blow jobs for beer.

Also, they're unlikely to have all their teeth so they're quite good at it.

nice to know if i ever fancy turning.

 

[Goat]

A mate of mine, a few years ago, he was out with 1 of his mates, they started chatting to these 2 girls, they seemed young, but as the night went on they had no issues getting into many bars and clubs, at 1 point my mate even saw them get asked for ID and sent in after checks. The night got on and my mate and his mate ended up taking these girls home, his mate took 1 of the girls upstairs and then my mate half arsed tried it on with the other girl, she didnt want NONE of it, my mate was 25 at this time.

My mates mate ended up seeing this girl and is infact still with her to this day, 15 years later, but this girl wasnt over 18, she was infact 17 and her friend? Well she was 14.

My mate thanks his lucky stars that she wasnt interested and is a lesson for all.

 

[Allezfan]

nice to know if i ever fancy turning.

There are female homeless alcoholics too, man.

 

[sd_1992]

Its very alarming that you think this.

I have been on enough child protection courses to know what the situation on it is

 

[Goat]

There are female homeless alcoholics too, man.

Do you have any locations?

For science.

 

[Goat]

I have been on enough child protection courses to know what the situation on it is

Well im not an expert, I only see whats in the media, but I dont recall ever hearing of anybody "getting off" with it.

 

[toffeejack]

There are female homeless alcoholics too, man.

there's a cute homeless female lass on my walk home ... but not a drop of alcohol in sight the poor lass.

got to be honest, i like it when people grind their teeth over my foreskin, so i'll pass on your offer.
i do know a man in work who actually feeds homeless prostitutes though. takes leftover food from work ...but he actually pays them for the sex :s would be a good idea to pay them in food like but there we go.

 

[Allezfan]

there's a cute homeless female lass on my walk home ... but not a drop of alcohol in sight the poor lass.

got to be honest, i like it when people grind their teeth over my foreskin, so i'll pass on your offer.
i do know a man in work who actually feeds homeless prostitutes though. takes leftover food from work ...but he actually pays them for the sex :s would be a good idea to pay them in food like but there we go.

You don't want them too hungry if you're putting meat in their mouths, mind.

 

[royalblue66]

there's a cute homeless female lass on my walk home ... but not a drop of alcohol in sight the poor lass.

got to be honest, i like it when people grind their teeth over my foreskin, so i'll pass on your offer.
i do know a man in work who actually feeds homeless prostitutes though. takes leftover food from work ...but he actually pays them for the sex :s would be a good idea to pay them in food like but there we go.

Gives food banks another meaning,