L4Everton
Player Valuation: £30m
I can almost hear the chatter behind the scenes at Ukip HQ, 'we're a new party, we can't be associated with the child sex scandal the other retarded parties are reeling from, maybe we should come out guns blazing at smear all three parties with covering it all up for their own disgusting interests making ourselves look squeeky clean in the process, and it ties in with us looking to be leading in Rochester'








