Lukaku

bicycleheader · October 16, 2014

Azzurri said:
Everything in football can be taught. Everything. Or they wouldn't bother having coaches.

Can they teach players not to be morbidly obese Azz?

Bungle · October 16, 2014

94kg in layman terms is what? One of Goats legs?

bluemangroup · October 16, 2014

Lukaku has a worse first touch than John Leslie.

bicycleheader · October 16, 2014

Blobelu Lukaku

Liamliverpool86 · October 16, 2014

Just watched last season on sky sports 5 ... Looks a totally different player it's like stupid tho he needs his dreads back

bicycleheader · October 16, 2014

Romelu Lukaku is so fat he wears a sock on each toe

Fuleco · October 16, 2014

He'll score on Saturday and we will win.

I'm sure of it, if he doesn't I shall perma ban myself from this forum.

Natural I'll return briefly in December to pick up my poster of the year award.

bluemangroup · October 16, 2014

Fuleco said:
He'll score on Saturday and we will win.

I'm sure of it, if he doesn't I shall perma ban myself from this forum.

Natural I'll return briefly in December to pick up my poster of the year award.

cjuk87 · October 16, 2014

Amazing how people know Lukaku's exact weight at this exact time...

Wait (pun) you don't. You've checked on Fifa or Footy manager.

toffee matt · October 16, 2014

This is a abomination of a thread.

Bungle · October 16, 2014

cjuk87 said:
Amazing how people know Lukaku's exact weight at this exact time...

Wait (pun) you don't. You've checked on Fifa or Footy manager.

He's a fat blubbery mess, that's all we need to concern ourselves with. When the moon starts orbiting your star striker during a night game we've got us a major problem.

Dithering Dougie · October 16, 2014

Liamliverpool86 said:
Just watched last season on sky sports 5 ... Looks a totally different player it's like stupid tho he needs his dreads back

He was order to lose weight last season and that required the least effort for the lazy good for nothing fat [swear word]

Maxwell · October 16, 2014

He's got big balls, so what.

NEC · October 16, 2014

School of sports science

Blue Juice said:
You put on 16kg of muscle and dropped body fat in two years?

Lukaku is a monster and as soon as he starts scoring again all this nonsense about being "overweight" and not the right body type or whatever will soon be forgotten before before being remembered and vaulted into oblivion

Yeah aged 20-22. 11.5st at 12.5%bf - 14st approx 9% bf. Lift heavy weights 4 times a week, 3000+ calories a day, protein, creatine and taking advantage of the great hormonal profile you get in your early 20's.

Overweight is purely a horses for courses statement. For a heavyweight boxer he would be considered light - for a premier league footballer I would say a little muscle heavy. Then again what would I know eh...