Conspiracy Theories

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I watched a programme that proved Australia was once attached to south East Asia and tectonic shifts or something split it. So basically they just drifted to where it is now. Was part of Pangea mass I think.
 

I'm doing a politics degree ATM and have been watching some of the anonymous videos, there are some really interesting ones. Especially the ones on the monetary system, debt, interest and the like. This short video gives a good insight into the monetary system and I found it fascinating as a layman.

 
You were probably around when all this was happening, like mate.

Care to fill us young whippersnappers in?
You're getting a lot of mileage out of this one aren't you?
Basically all was going well and I was kicking it back in paradise. Then somebody stole my rib and next thing I know this dude here next to me. Only it's not a dude, because I look down and then I see two huge differences.

Now we spend the afternoon frolicking in jevhovahs garden and you know, we start making out. I'm not wholly familiar with incest laws these days but if it's my rib she came from, surely it's just an extravagant form of masturbation if I sleep with her?

I'm sitting there smoking a cigarette, post coital like when I hear this booming voice, turns out its God. Eve the daft cow has taken fruit from this forbidden tree on the advice of a snake (women hey?) so now I find myself naked and alone in a cold and barren wasteland having been chucked out of Eden. Fuming.
 
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Not sure about the 9/11 conspiracy theories, like TX said if nobody seen the first one, you need to only refer to plane number two which hit the tower whilst millions of eyes were focuse don the tower. The reason the government went quiet is because they supposedly sent out two jets to intercept one of the planes that went missing on radar only to send them the wrong way (not sure on exact details - just my input) they also admitted they had no plans in place for such an attack. To be fair how many of us actually thought of flying four planes into various buildings in USA ?
 

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