The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Del]

Lads. Brought my mate to training for a 'trial period' on Wednesday. Manager's told me to tell him he's not in the squad for tomorrow. He just text me saying "yous got a match tomorrow?" and when I replied telling him I was he said "am I ok to come down?"

I feel like an X Factor judge ffs. How do I tell one of my mates the manager doesn't rate him?

Easy tell him the manager does not rate him

Man up ffs

 

[Azzurri]

Easy tell him the manager does not rate him

Man up ffs

I can't! It'd be so heavy.

 

[Del]

I can't! It'd be so heavy.

Jesus

What a tart

 

[noharmdone]

I can't! It'd be so heavy.

Get a family member to send you a text saying he's not in the team. Save the family members name on your phone as the managers name. Change the time and date settings on your phone manually and turn off wi-fi.
Dramatically show him the text.. " can't believe what I'm reading here mate.. Sorry like "

 

[Del]

I can't! It'd be so heavy.

Send him a txt saying "Guess who's not in the team tomorrow"

 

[Groucho]

Azz, it's not you personally who has left him out of the squad.

Explain that it's the manager and you have no control over that.

Or are you player manager?

 

[Azzurri]

Get a family member to send you a text saying he's not in the team. Save the family members name on your phone as the managers name. Change the time and date settings on your phone manually and turn off wi-fi.
Dramatically show him the text.. " can't believe what I'm reading here mate.. Sorry like "

Hahahhaha! Have you done this before?


I've done it. I just told him we've already got enough players. He's probably crying and shaking right now.

 

[Baines' left foot]

You're going to ruin his life Azz.

 

[icburns]

Has the cheese on toast car been done yet FFS ?

Dammit, and I just made some too!

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm so, so bored tonight. Think I might just go for a drive or something.

 

[Millea]

I'm so, so bored tonight. Think I might just go for a drive or something.

I'd love to be able to do that.

This Glastonbury stuff is so stressful.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd love to be able to do that.

This Glastonbury stuff is so stressful.

The novelty wears off but it's nice to know it's always an option.

You registering for next year's tickets?

 

[Millea]

The novelty wears off but it's nice to know it's always an option.

You registering for next year's tickets?

I could see how it can but it gets you out, I'd pick up a few mates and just go somewhere decent with tunes on, haha.

And yeah but there is 12 of us and we don't know how we're going to pay. It's either a group of 8 and 4 or 3 of 4 but it's just stress as we'll probably need a few on to guarantee tickets so we'd have to share bank details...

 

[Baines' left foot]

I could see how it can but it gets you out, I'd pick up a few mates and just go somewhere decent with tunes on, haha.

And yeah but there is 12 of us and we don't know how we're going to pay. It's either a group of 8 and 4 or 3 of 4 but it's just stress as we'll probably need a few on to guarantee tickets so we'd have to share bank details...

It's a bit quiet around mine now, a lot of my mates have moved elsewhere. Part of the reason why I've decided to move out for my last year of uni, it's so boring here!

Probably best to transfer everyone's money in to one or two accounts and do it like that?

 

[Millea]

It's a bit quiet around mine now, a lot of my mates have moved elsewhere. Part of the reason why I've decided to move out for my last year of uni, it's so boring here!

Probably best to transfer everyone's money in to one or two accounts and do it like that?

Sounds heavy mate, just pick up some randomers!

That was one idea like of the two groups there would be one who's bank we'd use but then people said it'd be better if we share the details so we have more chance as each registration number can only be used once so if another mate if quicker than you, you'll get your ticket. It's just the sharing bank details really I think.