The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

Cena · July 25, 2013

noharmdone said:
Who can throw a cricket ball further ?
You or Jock ?

Jock, but I guarantee I can bat and bowl better than him, not going with the stereotypical, 'he's Scottish so he can't play' its just i'm ok at cricket.

Cena · July 25, 2013

Groucho said:
Cena,

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

Groucho.

In sympathy, yes

noharmdone · July 25, 2013

If you were selling a motorbike, and whilst out test driving it, the lid crashed and died, having only paid you half the money so far for it..
Would you ask his parents for the rest ?

bluejock · July 25, 2013

Cena said:
Jock, but I guarantee I can bat and bowl better than him, not going with the stereotypical, 'he's Scottish so he can't play' its just i'm ok at cricket.

I'm terrible at cricket but good at throwing. This answer is factually correct.

steken1 · July 25, 2013

Is there still a place in the biscuit world for the humble rich tea?

Cena · July 25, 2013

noharmdone said:
If you were selling a motorbike, and whilst out test driving it, the lid crashed and died, having only paid you half the money so far for it..
Would you ask his parents for the rest ?

No, never

Groucho · July 25, 2013

Cena,

If you don't pay for an exorcism once it's been done, does your home get re-possessed?

Groucho.

noharmdone · July 25, 2013

Have you ever had a ' wank sock ' ?

bluejock · July 25, 2013

Can I come to your birthday party?

Also, when is it?

Cena · July 25, 2013

steken1 said:
Is there still a place in the biscuit world for the humble rich tea?

Absolutely, the rich tea biscuit, although not as thoroughbred as say, a chocolate digestive, is one of the finest biscuits. It's an institution

fozzy · July 25, 2013

be the richest man in the world but be unhappy and lonely

or

skint and happy?

steken1 · July 25, 2013

You doing any festivals this summer?

DanEFC92 · July 25, 2013

Best and worst stand up comedians?

Cena · July 25, 2013

Groucho said:
Cena,

If you don't pay for an exorcism once it's been done, does your home get re-possessed?

Groucho.

No, what happens is, washing machines, fridge freezers, televisions and anything of the like in the house break one day after the warranty on them expires

noharmdone said:
Have you ever had a ' wank sock ' ?

Hahahahaha yes

bluejock said:
Can I come to your birthday party?

Also, when is it?

I never normally have a party lad, I'm one of those lids who just likes no fuss, i'm quite happy going without cards and presents, I just like having a bevvy on whatever is the nearest home game to my birthday.

November too